Josh Reddick's beard?

missouridawg

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One of my classmates in grad school dated him for a while (read: cleat chased and was getting banged). I got to hang out with him in the offseason last year about 3 weeks after he got traded from Boston to Oakland (and about 1 week after they signed Yeonis Cespedes that could've potentially taken away some of his payig time). He was damn near depressed he got traded... but I think things worked out just fine for him (Boston sucked and Oakland made the playoffs).

Anyways, we got pretty drunk that night and if you knew him a little, you'd understand why he's growing the beard. He's just a good ol' country boy from Savannah, GA (or somewhere in south GA). He's a borderline redneck (there's nothing wrong with this) and he really likes wrestling (no kidding, he bragged about having HHH's phone number - and he showed me it without me asking to see it). What I guess I'm trying to say is that he came off to me as white-trash. Yea... I'm an elitist like that.

I guess if you could compare him to someone, it would be the white-trash version of Johnathan Papelbon.
 

57stratdawg

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Jason Werth's beard is pretty rockin too:



Holy hell, in doing my research for this post I learned that Jason Werth's walkout song is AHHWWHOOOOOOO WEREWOLVES OF LONDON! Damn it's good to be a Nats fan.
 

DAWG61

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This time I mean it when I say "cool story bro". I like Reddick. He plays really hard and is a great defensive player (gold glove last year) and has sneaky pop. Usually beard's like this come about for a reason. If I had to guess he told himself he's not shaving it till they win a playoff series. That thing is going to get reddickulous (great team name Lettuce). I have to admit I miss Brian Wilson. I wish he'd get healthy and the Giants would sign him again. He is 17ing hilarious.
 

missouridawg

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The beard is actually a bet with a wrestler... I wasn't joking about him liking wrestling.
 

CadaverDawg

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This time I mean it when I say "cool story bro". I like Reddick. He plays really hard and is a great defensive player (gold glove last year) and has sneaky pop. Usually beard's like this come about for a reason. If I had to guess he told himself he's not shaving it till they win a playoff series. That thing is going to get reddickulous (great team name Lettuce). I have to admit I miss Brian Wilson. I wish he'd get healthy and the Giants would sign him again. He is 17ing hilarious.

Just saw part of a "beard" segment on SportsCenter....apparently Reddick is in a bet with some wrestler, hence the long beard. Not sure the details of the bet, but SVP acted like it could be quite a while before he has to shave it. Pretty funny.

ETa: Mizzou beat me to it