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Rutgers Man 22

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My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).
 
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kennyschiano

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Rutgers Man 22 said:
My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).
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rbled

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Rutgers Man 22 said:
My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).
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I assume that sounded funnier in your head.
 
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Rutgers Man 22 said:
My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).
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It is a little early in the afternoon to be falling down drunk (and therefore to post something like this).

Still, hopefully this poster's drunken imaginations will be true, in the end.
 
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Armor and Sword

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That lineage might crash Ancestry dot com's servers.

At this point, I just hope that Hobbs remembers to use white smoke when the decision is made.
 
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