Just read Marshmallow's article on Bump...

[BigMotherTucker]

And quite honestly, I'm stunned at the comments section. I don't know why I am... But I am... The Ole Miss fans are in full attack mode on this one. You would have thought Bump kicked a kitten wearing an Ole Miss collar.

 

[Faustdog]

And quite honestly, I'm stunned at the comments section. I don't know why I am... But I am... The Ole Miss fans are in full attack mode on this one. You would have though Bump kicked a kitten wearing an Ole Miss collar.

Pro tip: Never read the comments section. Anywhere.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

He never names the schools that offered money. Yet the ole miss people go on the attack. Unreal.

 

[benatmsu]

They are obviously leg humpers disguised as Rebels trying to derail this GLORIOUS 'crootin class! duuuuur!

 

[missouridawg]

This spool of string is sylvester croom without a legend of zelda hero

#nerdalert

 

[drt7891]

You left out some. MooU and bullpups. We live in double wides and cheat, too. Just ask any OM fan. Our campus isn't as nice and our coach is an atheistic scientologist.

 

[Chesusdog]

 

[BigMotherTucker]

I totally dug that!

/awesome!

link

 

[missouridawg]

Glad you enjoyed that.

Here's a question... Is this the most awkward sentence to start an article about football recruiting ever?

"Former Mississippi State wide receiver Chad Bumphis knows all about the pitfalls trying to swallow high-profile high school seniors before national signing day."

 

[biguglyjoe]

If he sees one wearing an ole miss collar, he should.

 

[RougeDawg]

Well the guilty usually are the first to speak out...

He never names the schools that offered money. Yet the ole miss people go on the attack. Unreal.

In most cases.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

In most cases.

Yep. As the wise old saying goes. Smeller is the feller.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Bookmark this for future use.

 

[DerHntr]

was thinking the same thing about that first sentence. weird.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

wordy

 

[Dawgg]

Pitfall=code for chlamydia-riddled ***** in a ***** soaked red & blue sundress?

Glad you enjoyed that.

Here's a question... Is this the most awkward sentence to start an article about football recruiting ever?

"Former Mississippi State wide receiver Chad Bumphis knows all about the pitfalls trying to swallow high-profile high school seniors before national signing day."

Might need to update urban dictionary...