just scored 2 club lvl tix for this weekend...
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A blind monkey with brain damage could find my house. To answer your question: A buffet, a mound of chocolate chip cookies, fountain drinks and big screen TVs. Don't worry about getting a table by the glass. The blue-hairs will gut you like a fish if you try to take one of those.
I didn't have to pay for them...I know people. (This is ********, but it's fun to say)
I'm not your FedEx driver, sorry. (Wouldn't admit it if I was, though. ...but I'm not. Seriously.)
I'm a fairly passionate/vocal fan when I'm at the games. This is usually enhanced by the delicious nectar I smuggle in via my flask. And I usually bring a cowbell, too.
Am I going to be out of my element?
I'm not your FedEx driver, sorry. (Wouldn't admit it if I was, though. ...but I'm not. Seriously.)
I'm a fairly passionate/vocal fan when I'm at the games. This is usually enhanced by the delicious nectar I smuggle in via my flask. And I usually bring a cowbell, too.
Am I going to be out of my element?
but you know that means that if you are not in black tie, everyone will make fun of you for being poor and not owning a tux.
You will enjoy it. Not sure what is on the menu this week. Florida was pretty delicious.
I would recommend sitting in one of the window seats and refusing to move when the blue hairs ask you.
I would recommend sitting in one of the window seats and refusing to move when the blue hairs ask you.
getting ticked off and going on a cussing tirade when we do something wrong. The outbust will more than likely include him slamming his drink down on the seat in front of him.
If you wanted to see this spectactle, he sits in Section <REDACTED>, Row <REDACTED>, Seats <REDACTED>.
If you wanted to see this spectactle, he sits in Section <REDACTED>, Row <REDACTED>, Seats <REDACTED>.
it's a little less passionate/vocal than I would like. This doesn't mean people won't appreciate you screaming your *** off for your dawgs. And if they don't screw em. Just don't expect to turn that delicious nectar into a nectar shower if we prevail this weekend.hooch1275 said:
it's the jack *** student who held up the ESPN acronymn sign during the Florida game. He also sits on Row 2.
I presume you can get SOME small quantity of beer in that little locker. But, how do you get it cold? And what if you drink more than a 12 pack?
then you are seriously pissing off everyone around you that has to move every 15 minutes as you get up from your seat and go back to your locker. Not to mention you will probably miss most of the game between said beer runs and breaks to piss and puke. 12 beers in 3 hours is a pretty stout mountain to climb after tailgating all day.
At least you won't have to deal with walking down the catwalks after the game as you will simply fall down and roll the whole way.
At least you won't have to deal with walking down the catwalks after the game as you will simply fall down and roll the whole way.
get a few cups of ice from the fountain drink station and pour them in the cooler. Then, either suffer through a room temp beer or make a mixed drink and then.....TADA! the beer is cold.
and ice them down when you get in. Take a few cold ones from the tailgate in your wife's purse to drink till they get cold. Works pretty well.</p>