Although, being a melting pot of a nation, the program would have to be expanded far beyond just the Irish. In fact, I've found that cultural heritage really plays no part in the tastiness of a roasted toddler. Sure, the diet of the soon to be consumed can create subtle nuances in flavor, much like the varied bouquets of wines grown in soils from differing regions. However, the nutritional value and basic tenderness of the meat seems to influenced more by how poor the future crab stuffed infant's family is.
So, I would support the consumption of children living below the poverty line. The wealthier a family is, the more nutritious a diet they can afford to feed their progeny. The poorer a family, a more processed and fattier diet is used to nourish the young. This fattier diet really leads to a lot of options when butchering the cuts of a youngster. The marbled back straps make great filets or can be used as sublimely delicious thickening agent for a stew, and the calves really hold their tenderness well when deep fried.
It is imperative, at least I think so, to only feast upon wild youth. Much the opposite of catfish, farm raised children offer a flavor that is far inferior. Not to mention the benefits to society as a whole that stem from the culling of wild, poor children. We would be eating away at the soaring cost of social welfare programs, pun intended. A plan I propose would use the suddenly available funds to build biking and walking paths. With obesity rates rising in America, why not build something to bust those bulging waste lines. Now, we've rolled back welfare spending and we're all healthier for it! This is certainly to lead to enormous cost savings in the health care industry, freeing up even more dollars. Education would seem an appropriate and well intentioned use of these funds, but I disagree. The key to success in life is a proper education. If we properly educate the whole of society, we will have no more poor children to consume, and we will find ourselves right back where we started. A place where people apparently have no sense of humor.
/nice Swift play
//long day at work already