Kentucky Lookalike Thread--Now, with Pronounciation Guide

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WELL, I guess nobody else is going to start a lookalike thread today, so I will.

Typical rules: no Chris Rock, Whoopie, or Predator.

Roster:

http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/kty-m-footbl-mtt.html

New and improved pronounciation guide:

Pronunciation Guide

  • Mikie Benton: MIKE-ee
  • Daron Blaylock: same as "Darren"
  • Tyler Brause: BROW-zee
  • Bookie Cobbins: BOO-kee
  • Teven Eatmon-Nared: Teven rhymes with "seven"; EET-mon NAR-id
  • John Gruenschlaeger: GRU-en-shlay-ger
  • Khalid Henderson: kak-LEED
  • Farrington Huegenin: HUEG-in-in
  • Jabari Johnson: jah-BAR-ee
  • Tristian Johnson: TRIS-tin
  • Shaquille Love: shah-KEEL
  • Joe Mansour: MAN-soo-er
  • Chad Merida: MARE-uh-dah
  • Dyshawn Mobley: DAY-shawn MOBE-lee
  • Martavius Neloms: mar-TAY-vee-us NELL-ums
  • TraVaughn paschal: TRAY-vaun PASS-cal
  • Demarius Rancifer: de-MARE-ee-us RAN-suh-fer
  • Cartier Rice: CAR-tee-ay
  • Donte Rumph: RUMP
  • Kadeem Thomas: kak-DEEM
  • Jon Toth: TOETH (long "o" sound)
  • Patrick Towles: TOLES (long "o" sound)
  • Collins Ukwu: OOK-woo
  • CoShik Williams: co-SHEEK


Here's a few to start.

Cody Jones



Billy Zane









Kory Brown



Candyman








Patrick Graffree



Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son









Alvin Dupree



Jar Jar Binks








Defensive Coordinator Rick Minter



Ladies and Gentlemen, Conway Twitty

 
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Assistant Head Coach, Defensive Line David Turner



Spike Lee








Student Assistant Coach Sam Simpson



Yet another Rod Blagojevich clone








Sterling Wright




Sideshow Bob