Killaburger say wat ????

[thatsbaseball]

"Ken Webster and Detric Bing-Dukes are important to Ole Miss at cornerback and linebacker, respectively. And their arrest Tuesday on charges of shoplifting (reportedly $150 in cleaning supplies) is relatively minor on the scale of crimes that young men, and in particular college football players, commit."

Is it now just a given that all college football players commit crimes ? What am I missing here ?

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

"Everybody is doing it."

 

[engie]

$150 in cleaning supplies?!

Obvi either a dead body or meth lab involved**

 

[coach66]

I guess Killa bought the party line that the cleaning supplies were for a

fraternity prank. He continues to deep dive*

 

[Chesusdog]

I think most people dont actually shoplift, you retarded tub of lard.

 

[Shmuley]

Segregationist level water carrying.

 

[Moe Cabelle]

Agree. I had him up on Twitter About the same thing. Shoplifting, while seemingly minor , is stealing. That's premeditated and a cultural mindset. They've had several of these incidents not to mention the pillow an alarm clock theivery. Frankly it's unusual.
Yet the cheeseburger is falling all over himself to give kudos. The CL is back!

 

[Moe Cabelle]

By cultural, I mean football players in oxford. It seems obviously to me they feel entitled..... wonder why?

 

[patdog]

Shoplifting, while seemingly minor , is stealing. That's premeditated and a cultural mindset.

If you've ever worked with a company that has cashiers, you know the rule is if they ever take anything out of that cash drawer, they're fired. Doesn't matter if they only "borrowed" $10 and paid it back the next day. That's a line you just can't cross. A 1-game suspension is laughable light for these guys, but sadly, not surprising.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

What a joke.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Well it ain't like they've got sterling image to maintain LOL

 

[missouridawg]

THEY'RE HUMANS

 

[johnson86-1]

"Ken Webster and Detric Bing-Dukes are important to Ole Miss at cornerback and linebacker, respectively. And their arrest Tuesday on charges of shoplifting (reportedly $150 in cleaning supplies) is relatively minor on the scale of crimes that young men, and in particular college football players, commit."

Is it now just a given that all college football players commit crimes ? What am I missing here ?

The CL could really benefit from a editor for the sports section. I think a statement of the fact that college football teams, composed of 80-85 college aged males, often from underprivileged backgrounds, will often deal with minor or major legal troubles, and $150 shoplifting is relatively minor to the sexual assaults, armed robberies, B&E, etc. that pop up. But it takes a good writer to make a nuanced point like that within the space constraints faced by a print edition of a newspaper.

 

[Mjoelner]

"Ken Webster and Detric Bing-Dukes are important to Ole Miss at cornerback and linebacker, respectively. And their arrest Tuesday on charges of shoplifting (reportedly $150 in cleaning supplies) is relatively minor on the scale of crimes that young men, and in particular college football players, commit at Ole Miss."

Hey Smellyburger, FIFY!

 

[thatsbaseball]

Taking a step back, does this asinine statement not pretty well summarize the CL's approach to the OM debacle in general ?

 

[bulldognation]

Shoplifting, escorts, bong gas masks... is this really the Ole Miss culture now?

Call them out on it and they'll either A) claim everybody's doing it or B) deride you for claiming moral superiority.

They absolutely don't know how to own up to their own issues. And I think it's precisely that mindset that's gotten them where they are today with the NCAA.

 

[GhostOfJackie]

Boys will be boys

 

[TheStateUofMS]

"Matt Luke has 'set the tone' " for disciplining his team according to Killafatburger.

WOWWW!!!! What the 17?? He did what any coach would do for "MINOR" crime according to Killafataburgersucks.

Killafingerbangerfatburger either is 1) A thief himself, so he can relate and justify stealing as a 'MINOR' offense because of his pathological nature or
2) If he has or ever had kids and they stole over $150 worth of goods he would tell them it's MINOR and he maybe would 'SET THE TONE' and ground them for a Saturday?


The CL keeps on outdoing itself. I can't believe it and they continually get us EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. At this point they are just messing with us.

 

[Xenomorph]

Kellenburger: "Matt Luke's first big test is getting their attention. He's getting it done!" (Obviously NOT a fan.)

 

[Moe Cabelle]

Agree and that's my point. People can get in fights, or sadly err in judgement with a DUI. But stealing isn't a mistake, that's intentional and NOT something anyone would do. I can't believe he'd minimize it like that - good Lord.

 

[was21]

mistakes were made

 

[maroonmadman]

What happened to the recruit that was staying at one of ole misses benefactors house near Columbus that stole all said benefactors guns and such? Did that just get swept under the rug? Maybe with the types of recruits ole miss goes after they have just come to expect these type of incidents. Heppin the po and under privileged and such.....(as long as they're good at some sport)

 

[HD6]

Ole Miss released him from his LOI, he's at a JUCO.

 

[DerHntr]

If this was MSU players, there is no damn way he would say the same thing about the players or about Mullen disciplining them for a single game.

 

[bulldognation]

Freeze set the tone: "Integrity is not always doing the right thing..."

Do not slander these young men. After all, they were just acting with Integrity.

 

[QuadrupleOption]

I know I'm gonna get hammered for this, but Mullen suspended Anthony Dixon one game for a DUI, and Jeffrey Simmons for one game after a brawl with a 'lady' in a parking lot. So one game for shoplifting $150 worth of supplies, while funny as Hell, doesn't really seem to be a sign that it's business as usual in Oxford. Hell, considering that they haven't suspended a player for anything less than falling out a window while stoned as Hell in the last few years, it may actually be a step up.

 

[seshomoru]

That's racist.

No seriously. It's a pretty racist statement. Want to say it's a minor crime? Say it's a minor crime because it's a minor crime. Don't say it's minor relative to what a certain group, that is largely black, commits. You know what sort of crimes most football players commit? None.

Hugh is horrible at his job and you know how I know that? He's still working at the CL.

 

[Shamoan]

bad look for walmart.

 

[Dawgzilla]

"Matt Luke has 'set the tone' " for disciplining his team according to Killafatburger.

WOWWW!!!! What the 17?? He did what any coach would do for "MINOR" crime according to Killafataburgersucks.

Killafingerbangerfatburger either is 1) A thief himself, so he can relate and justify stealing as a 'MINOR' offense because of his pathological nature or
2) If he has or ever had kids and they stole over $150 worth of goods he would tell them it's MINOR and he maybe would 'SET THE TONE' and ground them for a Saturday?


The CL keeps on outdoing itself. I can't believe it and they continually get us EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. At this point they are just messing with us.

I generally refrain from commenting on player disciplinary actions at any school. Unless you know the player(s), the specific facts of their transgressions, and all other pertinent factors, it is not really fair to comment on whether a coach's discipline was sufficient. You don't really know unless the player does something wrong again, or unless the team has other disciplinary issues.

That said, how the hell could Luke decide in less than 24 hours that a 1 game suspension was sufficient? I'm not saying it was or was not the right thing to do, just asking how the decision could be made so quickly. You know, Freeze made a pretty quick decision regarding Tunsil's arrest, and you see how that shook out...

 

[MaroonNation]

Was not cleaning supplies. matt Luke sent them on a run to get his weekly supply of Twinkies

 

[Cubswillwinitonedaydawg]

Agree. I had him up on Twitter About the same thing. Shoplifting, while seemingly minor , is stealing. That's premeditated and a cultural mindset. They've had several of these incidents not to mention the pillow an alarm clock theivery. Frankly it's unusual.
Yet the cheeseburger is falling all over himself to give kudos. The CL is back!

Forgot about the hotel clocks and pillows. Remember when Bully rode out pregame for the 07 egg bowl with a huge clock around his neck and holding a pillow? That was amazing. Then I got mad for 3 and a half quarters, but what a great ending.

 

[BiscuitEater]

I know I'm gonna get hammered for this, but Mullen suspended .. Jeffrey Simmons for one game after a brawl with a 'lady' in a parking lot.

Simmons was a 'signee,' NOT a MSU student, when the offense occurred and was charged with simple assault and disorderly conduct after the complete story came out. Mullen endured a 'sack of sh*t' at last year's SEC media days over it.

 

[QuadrupleOption]

Simmons was a 'signee,' NOT a MSU student, when the offense occurred and was charged with simple assault and disorderly conduct after the complete story came out. Mullen endured a 'sack of sh*t' at last year's SEC media days over it.

Yeah, I know he was a signee at the time and hadn't enrolled. And yet, a lot of people on this very board (not me) were saying he should never play a down. So were a ton of people across the country. Given all that, a one game suspension seemed very light at the time.

Regardless, a one game suspension for Dixon's DUI *was* light. Drunk drivers kill people all the time, so to me if one game isn't enough for shoplifting then obviously it wasn't enough for a DUI.

Having said that, watching the slow self-destruction of the Ole Miss program has given me waaaaaay more pleasure than I ever thought it could. So I hope they keep this up.

 

[J-Dawg]

Bad look for cleaning supplies.

 

[tatedog]

Not a good look for the Ten Commandments.

 

[VillagepeopleDogs]

Yeah, maybe Moses needs to get Burning Bush 2.0 on behalf of the bears.

 

[Joe Schmedlap]

Killaburger is a thief. He is stealing oxygen every time he inhales. What a hack.

"Matt Luke has 'set the tone' " for disciplining his team according to Killafatburger.

WOWWW!!!! What the 17?? He did what any coach would do for "MINOR" crime according to Killafataburgersucks.

Killafingerbangerfatburger either is 1) A thief himself, so he can relate and justify stealing as a 'MINOR' offense because of his pathological nature or
2) If he has or ever had kids and they stole over $150 worth of goods he would tell them it's MINOR and he maybe would 'SET THE TONE' and ground them for a Saturday?


The CL keeps on outdoing itself. I can't believe it and they continually get us EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. At this point they are just messing with us.

 

[Dogariffic]

H...A....I....T....I

 

[deanbar]

TIDE IS THE GANSTA BITCOIN-- do a ilttle google research....


[FONT=&quot]WASHINGTON — When police in suburban Washington raided the home of a suspected drug dealer last fall, they found the cocaine, all right, but also something unusual on the man's shelves: nearly 20 large bottles of liquid Tide laundry detergent.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It turns out his customers were paying for drugs not with cash but with stolen Tide, police said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Tide has become a hot commodity among thieves at supermarkets and drugstores in at least some parts of the country.[/FONT]

 

[tatedog]

TIDE IS THE GANSTA BITCOIN-- do a ilttle google research....


WASHINGTON — When police in suburban Washington raided the home of a suspected drug dealer last fall, they found the cocaine, all right, but also something unusual on the man's shelves: nearly 20 large bottles of liquid Tide laundry detergent.
It turns out his customers were paying for drugs not with cash but with stolen Tide, police said.
Tide has become a hot commodity among thieves at supermarkets and drugstores in at least some parts of the country.

I'm totally lost here. Why is Tide of particular value to drug dealers as a commodity or currency?