Kim Jong Un Dead

[funKYcat75]

whoa

 

[TortElvisII]

Schrödinger’s dear leader.

Too slow.

By a half second.

 

[funKYcat75]

Too slow.

By a half second.

I worked on the umlaut. Virtual tie.

 

[TortElvisII]

I worked on the umlaut. Virtual tie.

True.

 

[Spica Orbit]

man, if his sister takes over........ god help that country.... she looks like cold death itself....

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Yeah, like most women she's bat s*** crazy & a commie, to boot.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Heh.

 

[The-Hack]

Kim Jong is undead...I'm confused

Having caught up on the news, he sounds less dead than he did 24 hours, ago.

 

[The-Hack]

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Yeah, like most women she's bat s*** crazy & a commie, to boot.

Wood.

 

[The-Hack]

Wood.

If the Fat One passes, I want a “Naughty Dictator Thread!”

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

She looks like a Rush Hour villain

 

[warrior-cat]

You’re just feeling a sense of loss that your boy may have lost his bromance.

tRump from September 2018 talking about his relationship with Jong Un: “And then we fell in love, OK? No, really, he wrote me beautiful letters, and they’re great letters. We fell in love.”

TDS is a ***** man. You are a lost soul who has no life. All of that rodding by Bush warped your brain.

 

[warrior-cat]

She looks like a Rush Hour villain

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[KyFaninNC]

Wonder if the Chinese poisoned him like the Israelis did to Yassir Arafat?

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

How arrogant you round eyed westerner. He never lived in peace what makes you think he would want to rest in peace?

RIP

 

[TortElvisII]

Report: missile launch gone bad.

 

[The-Hack]

Another funny headline:

Kim Jong-un 'almost certainly' dead - panicked North Korea chiefs 'prepare announcement'

 

[The-Hack]

And I thought Python’s Dead Parrot sketch was funny, but it didn’t last this long.

I think Vegas needs to take some action and set some odds. Sure, a little callous, but with we all need some fun, what with the Covid!

 

[michaeluk26]

As crazy and threatening as North Korea has always been, I've literally never worried about them attacking us or our allies. To do so would ensure that regimes death. They are sabre rattlers and nothing more.

Part of me wants to wipe out that whole regime and reunite them under capitalist ideals. But of course China would come to their rescue. I feel for those people.

The other part is I've seen regimes taken down creating a power vacuum and suffered the results of that. Twice.

 

[Tinker Dan]

Another funny headline:

Kim Jong-un 'almost certainly' dead - panicked North Korea chiefs 'prepare announcement'

Not to worry. They have Miracle Max inbound to North Korea.

 

[H. Lecter]

As crazy and threatening as North Korea has always been, I've literally never worried about them attacking us or our allies. To do so would ensure that regimes death. They are sabre rattlers and nothing more.

Part of me wants to wipe out that whole regime and reunite them under capitalist ideals. But of course China would come to their rescue. I feel for those people.

The other part is I've seen regimes taken down creating a power vacuum and suffered the results of that. Twice.

They would only attack S. Korea which would be catastrophic. We were told we would be nothing but a speed bump to slow them down until help could arrive. But it would ensure the end of N. Korea.

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

Nope, still confirmed alive and in sight.

 

[michaeluk26]

They would only attack S. Korea which would be catastrophic. We were told we would be nothing but a speed bump to slow them down until help could arrive. But it would ensure the end of N. Korea.

Yeah they could easily destroy Seoul before we could mount any type of response. They have artillery hidden all over the dmz and Seoul is well within range. Millions could possibly be killed but it would be suicide for the North Korean regime. There would be an intense insurgency to battle too as, like the Japanese, they fink their leadership is a God. My warfighting days are long gone though, Thank God.

 

[Punkin Puss]

Nope, still confirmed alive and in sight.

Really need Dennis Rodman holding "Bernie" up.

 

[Kai Slater]

Nope, still confirmed alive and in sight.

Hahahaha, I love this one......

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Da Jongs nvr dye

 

[55wildcat]

 

[The-Hack]

Kim appears to not be fully dead, as of the morning of May 1, 2020.

Some reports claim he can no longer walk or stand, conditions that could indicate death, but don’t necessarily require it.

 

[Nuke99m.]

Mr. Trump: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

Mr. Trump: 'Ello, Miss?

Ambassador: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Trump: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Ambassador: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Trump: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this leader what I talked to not half an hour ago.

Ambassador: Oh yes, the, uh, the North Korean Leader...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Trump: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Ambassador: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Trump: Look, matey, I know a dead leader when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Ambassador: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable leader, idn'it, ay? Beautiful haircut!

Mr. Trump: The haircut don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Ambassador: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Hes pining for the fjords

 

[CastleRubric]

I worked on the umlaut. Virtual tie.

[laughing]

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Jongs alive

 

[NotUofJodieMeeks]

Kim Jong Undead?

 

[The-Hack]

Having been seen in photographs, he is now far less dead than once assumed.

 

[The-Hack]

Ambassador: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Dead Dictator skit?