Kings Mountain @ Ashbrook

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Since you are scared of giving the lurking Ashbrook coaches any type of heads up with your Swami like analysis of the weaknesses we have, I’ll do it for you.

Let’s start with coaching
Head Coach: Couldn’t be a better man for the Ashbrook job than Coach James. Puts all the pieces in place both on the field and off to get the most out of and for his kids. Coach Herron has a great resume and probably one of the best resumes of any active coach in NC right now. But if you take that resume and $5 you can get a hotdog and Sun Drop Friday night at Ashbrook because those state championships and those NFL players aren’t making any plays for him in that game.

Advantage —> AHS

Coaching Staff:
I’ve thought a lot about this one. Coach Biggers and those defensive guys are top notch and have our guys prepared each week. Offensively, I think we could mix up our personnel groupings a little more to keep teams off balance. As for KM, their DC also has a resume and has coached some great players in the past. I do know they have some coaches on that side of the ball that have been part of KM football for a while. On the offensive side for KM, to me this is the biggest mystery. You guys had your all conference starting QB leave, great RB transfer and your OC leave all in the spring. I know a couple coaches came in from smaller programs with one being a former HC. This side of the ball has surprised me.

Advantage —> AHS

Ashbrook O vs KM D

Not close in my opinion. It’s pick your poison with Ashbrook. When the younger QB is in, KM will have a hard time stopping the running game. And our OL with simply move you guys. You have struggled with tackling and against a mobile QB, recipe for disaster for you guys. If you try to load the box to stop the running game, we have the option of going with the older QB and spreading you guys out and picking you apart in the passing game. We have 2 QBs better than your 1. Same thing goes for our RBs, we have two better than any one you have. Especially since your RB1 is out.

Advantage —> AHS

KM O vs Ashbrook D

We will have the best player on the field Friday night wearing #5. That and the fact that we have Coach Biggers will be the difference. You have a couple of good receivers that can beat teams over the top on big plays but your QB isn’t going to have that kind of time for those deep throws and that receiving group is more finesse than physical so running the football is going to be difficult for you as well. If you had an OL that could give your QB some time, I would be a little worried getting beat deep. I think the one advantage you have going for you is that you are a balanced offense. I think playcalling is going to be a deciding factor here. Not sure who calls plays for yall but I’ll take our DC in that matchup.

Advantage —> AHS

Special Teams —> I’ve watched everyone of both teams games and I feel both are pretty even.

Advantage —> KM

History/Culture —> this is really the only area that concerns me a little.

Advantage —> KM

So there you have it shutup25. I’m grown enough to put it out there before the game. Not wait and see what happens and then either beat my chest or make my excuses.
Delusion at its finest. Make sure you stick around to these boards AFTER the game so we can discuss your matchup analysis lol.
 

BIGSAUSAGES

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I think all of this is funny because all the players and coaches at Ashbrook haven't won squat to date. Take a look at SPs offense this year. THAT is the big accomplishment? I guess TC and Mt. Pleasant are ready for the hall of fame too, then. Beating the worst Mecklenburg CO. has to offer - slow golf clap.
KM has great "history" and "culture"? smh.
KM is gonna stick it in a couple of times and find the end zone some and further expose some things about Ashbrook offense that have already been exposed. Crest is gonna stick it in and leave it in.
Ya'll gonna be pregnant with twins by 10:30pm that night.
The best post on this thread to date
Pregnant with twins by 10:30pm lol
So funny
 

crestrulz

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“I will lay out all of your weaknesses ……. After we beat you down” Man I’ve watched these boards for a few years now and that statement alone may be the weakest thing I’ve seen from you. Basically saying you’ll wait and pray you win and then recap the game after the fact. That’s weak, very weak. But I mean, you are from KM so that’s on par.

It’s NewWave because our family is new to the program this year, nothing more nothing less.

Now if any Coach spends his time on a message board the week of a big game then I would question if they are fit for the job. However, we got a lot of KM work in last week so maybe they have a little extra time but that’s not a distraction, more like comic relief.

Like I said, I don’t believe you are as tied in to that program as you would want us to believe so I certainly don’t think you have a clue what any of our coaches are doing over this way.
I just watched the Ashbrook and South Point game on YouTube.

Your defense is ok it's not in the same class as Weddington (not close) ( not even remotely)

You offense is :poop: ..........Straight :poop:........... If KM don't get you (they should) but if they don't.

Clock Tick Tock GIF by MOODMAN
 

Shelby Lion

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I learned the hard way what a Greenwave was I think it was 04-06

I ate a hotdog down there boiled with possible sewage behind the pressbox there... Dang bun was all soggy from the hot dog water....Couldnt even grill it

Anyway about twenty minutes later I learned that Greenwave meant that is what would be shooting out both ends after eating that hot dog.

Nasty heathens...
 

Goldendomer10

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I learned the hard way what a Greenwave was I think it was 04-06

I ate a hotdog down there boiled with possible sewage behind the pressbox there... Dang bun was all soggy from the hot dog water....Couldnt even grill it

Anyway about twenty minutes later I learned that Greenwave meant that is what would be shooting out both ends after eating that hot dog.

Nasty heathens...
Pretty fierce mascot now that I know the backstory. Maybe one of the most feared in the right setting…. 🤣🤣
 

crestrulz

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I learned the hard way what a Greenwave was I think it was 04-06

I ate a hotdog down there boiled with possible sewage behind the pressbox there... Dang bun was all soggy from the hot dog water....Couldnt even grill it

Anyway about twenty minutes later I learned that Greenwave meant that is what would be shooting out both ends after eating that hot dog.

Nasty heathens...
Getting into the stadium means you got to get through a gestapo of Karen’s. Can’t take your drink in and then they make you walk 2 miles to get a drink or to piss.

But, it’s them Karen’s for me. You know the ones that have them haircuts that make you want to choke them but not in the good way.

Going through your stadium seat looking for your dip can and making you throw your cold drink in the trash can even though it hasn’t been opened.

I hate the thought of it. Forestview is worse but they don’t have the Karen’s.

This is what I’m talking about.

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Getting into the stadium means you got to get through a gestapo of Karen’s. Can’t take your drink in and then they make you walk 2 miles to get a drink or to piss.

But, it’s them Karen’s for me. You know the ones that have them haircuts that make you want to choke them but not in the good way.

Going through your stadium seat looking for your dip can and making you throw your cold drink in the trash can even though it hasn’t been opened.

I hate the thought of it. Forestview is worse but they don’t have the Karen’s.

This is what I’m talking about.

Karen GIF by moodman
You should see how they guard the seats under the press box. They had a good crowd at the SP game and it was people trying to sit in the paid seats section and every time someone would even come up that side of the steps, the guy would run over there and stop them. Saw one older man that had two young men holding him up try to sit in the section because it was closest empty seat and the badge wearer(school employee), made him move also.
 
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crestrulz

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You should see how they guard the seats under the press box. They had a good crowd at the SP game and it was people trying to sit in the paid seats section and every time someone would even come up that side of the steps, the guy would run over there and stop them. Saw one older man that had two young men holding him up try to sit in the section because it was closest empty seat and the badge wearer, made him move also.
Doesn’t surprise me one bit.
 

MeanDog

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Generally speaking-Km is big. They can pass, they can catch, they are strong- they have some speed, and they have some leaders. I think they could beat about anyone on a given night. The only thing I can say about Ashe B- is that they are undefeated and I dated a girl from there for awhile and we went to some great ashebrook-hunter Huss games looog ago when everybody in Gaston county showed up for that game. I remember going to Km to watch that game one year- that’s all I know. Don’t know why they played at Km. I do know- Ashe B has not played the same type competition as Km thus far.
 

SHS LION

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I learned the hard way what a Greenwave was I think it was 04-06

I ate a hotdog down there boiled with possible sewage behind the pressbox there... Dang bun was all soggy from the hot dog water....Couldnt even grill it

Anyway about twenty minutes later I learned that Greenwave meant that is what would be shooting out both ends after eating that hot dog.

Nasty heathens...
I thought it was the Wendy’s in Boone when we were playing Watauga
 
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DeBoer31

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I will be sure to tune into this KM-Ashbrook game on the Oxygen network, though. I'm sure it will air at 3am right after 'The Three Real Housewives of Ranlo with at least half their teeth' show and just before a knockoff QVC infomercial about fake diamond bracelets.
 

Shelby Lion

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Game reminds me a bit of the CAtholic game.. KM is panicking on offense.... QB is rattled and waiting on receivers to get 30 yards down field against a two deep safety converage..... and someone needs to help that Right side for KM that end is in the back field as the QB receives the ball
from center

And Ashbrook is bullyinig KM at this point...
 
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Congratulations Green juice. It’s been a minute since we had a game like this. Been a minute since we lost in Gastonia. Once the wave seized momentum they held on to it. Had a lot of firsts for us as a team. A lot to fix before SP but first and foremost prayers out to KM receiver Devin Hopper. Scary looking injury. Never good to a kid leave the game like that. About to let Mrs. Shutdown post the rest of the week.
 

rbwebster32

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Ashbrook was the better team. Congrats Ashbrook. Dirty hit by Ashbrook on Hopper and not even a targeting call from the official.
 

Anon1760152734

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Sure was dirty, hit him in the head and neck area on a defenseless player.
no it wasn’t y’all claim it was because yall player got hurt.hit was clearly fair.km was talking real crazy all season prayers up for devin but km is jus nothing compared to the wave ik all yall are biting ur tongue
 

Anon1760152734

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km scored once at the beginning than stopped😂😂and tex was really being dirty and ended up getting himself ejected so focus on the real dirty players
 
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rbwebster32

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no it wasn’t y’all claim it was because yall player got hurt.hit was clearly fair.km was talking real crazy all season prayers up for devin but km is jus nothing compared to the wave ik all yall are biting ur tongue
Pretty sure targeting is hit to the head and neck area on a defenseless player and that was the definition of what happen. I didn’t say anything about the game. Ashbrook was the better team but was still a dirty hit.