Kudos to you, Mr. Section 340, Row 26. Seat 19.

[DawgatAuburn]

You secured the single seat you wanted just in the nick of time. With what appears to be extra butt room to your left and a clear pathway to stairs, so when you are fed up with our placekicking, 32 dive, and zone defense, you can make the quickest of exits.

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[The Peeper]

He can also stand up the whole game and not offend anybody and can take a whizz off the top row or stairs and not have to visit the johns

 

[HughJazz]

hey! We poor but we proud

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Today, we salute you, Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19
(Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19)
Like a true fan, you know what comes up must eventually go down,
and quick exits are needed.
(We are M-State)
A touchdown here. A touchdown there. Everywhere touchdowns.
You leave and don't stop till you're back in Rankin County.
(Reservoir!)
Overslept and can't make it to the game?
Not to worry, you've got the SEC Network
and, a bud light.
(Drink up)

So, crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19,
because we salute you.
(Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19)

 

[CochiseCowbell]

So, crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19,
because we salute you.
(Mr. Section 340, Row 26, Seat 19)

+ a 6-pack of Bud Light!

Very well played. I can even here the female chorus in my head!