Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you...
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Wouldn't be surprised to see Ben Affleck divorce Jennifer Garner for Bruce Transgenner. They look identical.
Ms. Caitlyn Jenner.
Didn't realize Brucie had a Renee Russo fetish too.
You should've done a "would you" thread btw.
Argubs- Brody is reeeal close to Jodi. I see a change soon. Father and son become mother and daughter.
What did he do with his javelin, if you know what I mean?
Would smash either one of his daughters doe. Waiting patiently for a "leaked" video.
The mental illness argument is growing on me when it comes to this ****.
If I were trannying, I'd get 15 tits. Love them things.
Tits??? Man, I'd have my mouth replaced with a ****** and I would spoon feed it corn flakes and milk and my ****** mouth lips would flap to drippy milky soppin corn flakes. With Tony the Tiger coming out and telling me, "Theyyyy'reee Greaaaat!!!"
No ****. I thought everyone wanted titties. I'd love a pair of fun bags right now.
[laughing]
That said, Kooky and Krazy are two different Kats, I've gotten them mixed up myself. I think Kooky knows proper fish etiquette.
If I had Dr. Plastic give me some titties, I don't think I'd put them in the usual place. I'm thinking outside upper-thigh. I'm trying to imagine where my hands usually are located as I fall asleep, and I think that's it. Squeezing on some solid B cups as you drift off to sleep would be better than Melatonin. You don't need Double Ds for this purpose because then it's going to throw your pants and jeans game off quite a bit; no one needs to report to pleats to compensate for the new volume of flesh in your Dockers. You could get an A cup, but that's hardly worth it. Next you have to consider firmness. You need some give in them so you don't change every pair of pants into 18th century breeches, so barely 18-style perky cups probably aren't the best choice here. You don't want the fried egg nailed to a wall kind of sag on them either, because gross, but they're gonna have some hang to them. There is going to have to be some maintenance involved.
I think we're on the ground floor of a burgeoning new industry, here. Look out, Shark Tank.
I think we're on the ground floor of a burgeoning new industry, here. Look out, Shark Tank.
I'd put so many titties on me that by flexing my muscles I could move across the floor like a protozoa.
Absolute ******** that ESPN is presenting him the Arthur Ashe Courage award.
Talk about hijacking the ESPY's.
Bottom line, "Bruce" is no better than Kris, Kim, and Khole. All Hollywood attention whores/nutcases.
Talk about hijacking the ESPY's.
Bottom line, "Bruce" is no better than Kris, Kim, and Khole. All Hollywood attention whores/nutcases.
I agree 100%. I don't agree with Doug Gottlieb about much of anything, but he was write one this twitter message...
Doug Gottlieb @GottliebShow 2h2 hours ago
I can think of no more courageous or deserving athlete this year than the late #LaurenHill - should have been Arthur Ashe recipient IMO