Lamar Jackson

aTotal360

Heisman
Nov 12, 2009
22,665
16,672
113
He warmed up to us in the 11th hour. There was some serious interests from both sides. Just not enough time to make it all click.
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
16,295
11,063
113
MSU recruiting is like dating a really hot chick.. Like some babe in the unicorn zone. You tell her you love her... that you'll always treat her so well and respect her... trying to convince her how special you think she is. Then she breaks it off because she's fallen for some other guy who's honestly better looking and has family money. But she still friends you on Facebook so you get constant reminders of her hotness by all the smokin photos she posts of her in bikinis and short dresses on all the vacations her new husband takes her on.
 

Hoover Dawg

Redshirt
May 16, 2016
1,584
0
0
MSU recruiting is like dating a really hot chick.. Like some babe in the unicorn zone. You tell her you love her... that you'll always treat her so well and respect her... trying to convince her how special you think she is. Then she breaks it off because she's fallen for some other guy who's honestly better looking and has family money. But she still friends you on Facebook so you get constant reminders of her hotness by all the smokin photos she posts of her in bikinis and short dresses on all the vacations her new husband takes her on.

Cam endorses.

Sort of makes you think we should change that approach??
 

Bulldogg31

Redshirt
Dec 9, 2013
8,263
0
0
MSU recruiting is like dating a really hot chick.. Like some babe in the unicorn zone. You tell her you love her... that you'll always treat her so well and respect her... trying to convince her how special you think she is. Then she breaks it off because she's fallen for some other guy who's honestly better looking and has family money. But she still friends you on Facebook so you get constant reminders of her hotness by all the smokin photos she posts of her in bikinis and short dresses on all the vacations her new husband takes her on.

Good stuff.

So, by that analogy, Dak Prescott was a chubby chick with braces, who lost the weight, ditched the glasses, and won the lottery?
 

Hoover Dawg

Redshirt
May 16, 2016
1,584
0
0
Good stuff.

So, by that analogy, Dak Prescott was a chubby chick with braces, who lost the weight, ditched the glasses, and won the lottery?
Dak's a different animal. He almost left us at the altar too, if I recall, when LSU turned up the heat.
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
16,295
11,063
113
Yeah... Dak was the 8 who worked her *** of in the gym to become a 10, got a sexy haircut and finally came out of her shell. Then on top of it she flirted with all your friends making them want her but always let them know you were the dude taking her home. She'd make you waffles, sausage and tots the next morning while walking around the kitchen in expensive lingerie.

Damn, I miss that lingerie.
 

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
24,418
12,620
113
Of course, if we miraculously land one in the unicorn zone, it ends up being a tranny. "That's a dude!"
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
16,295
11,063
113
Let's see how the NCAA deals with all the mail order brides up the road before we register with eHarmony.
 

Hoover Dawg

Redshirt
May 16, 2016
1,584
0
0
Let's see how the NCAA deals with all the mail order brides up the road before we register with eHarmony.
I'm not advocating cheating, in fact I think it's a terrible idea for MSU. I was being a smartass about all the people saying we should just "work harder" in recruiting in order to compete with Alabama and LSU.
 

DawgatAuburn

All-Conference
Apr 25, 2006
11,192
2,327
113
I'm not advocating cheating, in fact I think it's a terrible idea for MSU. I was being a smartass about all the people saying we should just "work harder" in recruiting in order to compete with Alabama and LSU.


I'm all for cheating. And working harder at doing it.
 

codeDawg

Redshirt
Nov 13, 2007
2,102
0
36
I'm all for cheating. And working harder at doing it.

Absolutely. You can play the game better without going full retard.

It's like Ole Miss got so excited about the first half of the USC 30 for 30 they forgot to watch the second half.
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
22,955
28,646
113
Yeah... Dak was the 8 who worked her *** of in the gym to become a 10, got a sexy haircut and finally came out of her shell. Then on top of it she flirted with all your friends making them want her but always let them know you were the dude taking her home. She'd make you waffles, sausage and tots the next morning while walking around the kitchen in expensive lingerie.

Damn, I miss that lingerie.


Great analogy, but it's starting to get a little creepy.
 

tired

All-Conference
Sep 16, 2013
3,772
1,571
113
I don't like the mental image I just got of Dak in lingerie..
 

TheStateUofMS

All-Conference
Dec 26, 2009
10,500
2,503
113
He was 3 star. How is that an 8 for a girl?

More like the butter face who got hotter and didn't peak in HS.
 
Maroon and White

Latest

  1. 01 Maroon and White "I started something I didn't finish": Mississippi State QB Kamario Taylor joins Sports Center to talk 2027 return
  2. 02 Maroon and White Basketball Bulldogs prepare to level up competition, starting with Xavier in neutral site meeting
  3. 03 Maroon and White Football Mississippi State Week 11 Preview: Who carries the load?
  4. 04 Maroon and White Football Mississippi State Week 11 Preview: Run vs. Run
  5. 05 Maroon and White Basketball Mississippi State 79-57 Troy: Bulldogs build big early lead in home win over Trojans