Late night degenerate gambler rant...

thunderclap

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Feb 25, 2008
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For the love of all that is sacred in the world, make some mother scratchin free throws. Washington, LSU, Denver, Troy...you sons of bitches all left me hanging with a one-point loss and you sons of bitches all hit 50 percent or worse on free throws. Go to hell. A thousand dollar swing in a couple of days because of damn free throws.

All right. I feel better. Not really.
 

GroveHard

Redshirt
Mar 3, 2008
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You truly are a degenerate if like myself you had Denver - 5.5. After they missed 4 FTs and gave a 40 ft. 3 pointer, I thought maybe God was speaking to me. I think I'll know for sure after tomorrow's wagers.
 

Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
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in college basketball last season, so I am just betting on Wednesday and Saturday this year- and it is paying off bigtime. I'm winning at about an 80% clip. Not sure if its coincidence or not, but just 2 nights a week seems to help me see games clearer.
 

patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
55,968
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I actually had a co-worker tell me a couple of years ago that he consistently won at one particular casino. Not that he won big, but that almost every time he went to that casino he walked out with more money than he went in with. And he's an accountant.
 

Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
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I posted the one bet I made Wednesday night- (feel free to check)

I had:

SC + 9 1/2
Mississippi +12 1/2
Louisville -6

Last Saturday I parlayed:

ULL
Auburn
Penn St

went 1-1 on my teasers

Thats 75% this past week....and its been that way all the way thru the season
 

DawgatAuburn

All-Conference
Apr 25, 2006
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For the rest of the regular season, which would include three Saturday's and two Wednesdays, post all your picks. That should be a large enough sample size to maintain the 80% winning clip you are proclaiming. Don't give us any of this "I might not be by my computer crap." You're here all the time. And be sure to post the amount of the wager so we don't get hit with the "Well I won 80% because I bet a million dollars on game A, but only 50 cents on Games B-Z."

If you are even at 65%, I will pay the $20* to have the poster of your choice banned.

*Payable to Six Pack, not to HD.
 

Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
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not sure I want the added pressure...i've been enjoying this season just relaxing and betting a few here and there each week
 

fishwater99

Freshman
Jun 4, 2007
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Take these plays.... </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">1.Ranked Road favs in first half vs un-ranked team</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">2.Favored un-ranked home teams vs ranked team</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">3.Take the points in rivalry games
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4. Small Home Dogs
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Don't chase when you are down.
Have a max. weekly Loss and quit if reach it and wait til next week.
Bet Big when you are Winning, not Losing..

And this season take MSU in the 2nd half...

Good Luck

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Dawgbreeze

Redshirt
Jun 11, 2007
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Yes, I believe you. There are several Gamblers Anonymous meetings near you or call 1-888-424-3577. i assure you, your lifetime average is below 50% and you've wasted a hell of a lot of time and energy.