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MeridianDog

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Sep 3, 2008
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To Woody,

If you are as sick as they say, My prayers to you and your family.

To the O line,

You guys suck as bad as a YMCA team that had to put three girls on the line, because they were tougher than all of the boys. I am an old man, but listen to my knees creak as I go into a position of submission and plead with you. <font color="#CC0000">BLOCK DAMN IT!</font> <font color="#333333">You guys are paid employees of the university. If you say you aren't then turn in your scholarship and play for the love of the game.

To Coach Croom,

You must do something other than stare at that laminated paper you hold in your hand as you walk the sidelines. You are paid a pretty good salary, I know you didn't get what they paid Bear Bryant's current replacement, but UA was never prepared to offer you a job and we did. </font>

Back to Woody,

If you are as sick as they say you are, you owe your family more than your job. Maybe you need to step back and devote yourself to recovery. If you are not sick, then CALL BETTER PLAYS. What you are calling is not working.

Back to the O line,

BLOCK DAMN IT... DO WHAT YOU ARE PAID TO DO...

Back to Coach Croom,

See last comment to Woody. If he is a sick as they say, stick by him and give him time off. put someone else in his job and send him home. Don't have the legacy of keeping him on campus while he has something else on his mind. Put someone else in the job. If he is not sick, then what you are doing is terribly wrong, and if you can't realize that, then you are a good man, but you were a mistake for this school.

To our AD - Greg - whatever your name is,

You hired a good Baseball coach and a good bus for the tennis team to ride in, but your legacy will be tied to football. I can't believe that the real powers in the athletic dept. (the big money - M Club- men) aren't calling you at three in the morning when they can't sleep to make certain you aren't sleeping either. How will you get the football program out of this. It is Coach Croom's screw-up, but your legacy.

At least I feel better...