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How many of you guys ( I already know the ladies answer) have had to sit and endure the plethora of Hallmark Christmas movies this year ?
Personally I don't mind one occasionally, but only because of the few hot women in them but seriously hallmark has way over done it.
I do believe that my wife is addicted to this crap !
 
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Rex Kwon Do

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It’s essentially porn for women.

Jenny-Anne is a powerful, strong marketing exec in the big city. She needs a few days to unplug tbh so she heads to small town Christmas, New Hampshire to unwind. There she meets Ben, the town’s carpenter/craftsman. Sparks. Fly. To. Say. The. Least. They even almost kiss. She’s up for a big promotion (did I mention she’s a strong businesswoman?).....what will she choose?

*or*

Kelli is a small town girl with a big heart, she owns the town bed and breakfast but tbh it’s having a hard time making ends meet. Liam is a a business exec in the big city that.........SPECIALIZES IN HOSTILE TAKEOVERS OF BEDS AND BREAKFASTSES!!!!!! You got to be f*cking kidding me. He’s tasked with assessing Kelli’s B&B for liquidation....but sparks fly......get this.....he buys in and that b*tch is staying open. They almost kiss but the amicable black lady storms in singing carols. Laughter ensues.
 
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At least there are some pretty fly hens in most of them so there’s some good scenery.

On a related note I discovered that my 98% of the time cool wife has a *real* catty problem with Winnie Cooper who’s in like 1/3 of the films. Lordy. Elicits strong negative emotions.

It’s a big Christmas turn on for me, candidly.
 
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Rex Kwon Do said:
It’s essentially porn for women.

Jenny-Anne is a powerful, strong marketing exec in the big city. She needs a few days to unplug tbh so she heads to small town Christmas, New Hampshire to unwind. There she meets Ben, the town’s carpenter/craftsman. Sparks. Fly. To. Say. The. Least. They even almost kiss. She’s up for a big promotion (did I mention she’s a strong businesswoman?).....what will she choose?

*or*

Kelli is a small town girl with a big heart, she owns the town bed and breakfast but tbh it’s having a hard time making ends meet. Liam is a a business exec in the big city that.........SPECIALIZES IN HOSTILE TAKEOVERS OF BEDS AND BREAKFASTSES!!!!!! You got to be f*cking kidding me. He’s tasked with assessing Kelli’s B&B for liquidation....but sparks fly......get this.....he buys in and that b*tch is staying open. They almost kiss but the amicable black lady storms in singing carols. Laughter ensues.
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I mumbled out loud while reading that and my wife orgasmed twice.
 
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Devin is the former QB of the local high school football team. While his friends went away to college, Devin stayed at home to work in the factory after his dad passed away. But then, Devin’s best friend from childhood came back home for Christmas break after being away at Northern Vermont College, and now he’s ... a SHE? Tune into the Hallmark Channel this month to see when your best friend suddenly becomes your best gal pal, and maybe moooooore? I bet this situation wasn’t in the playbook!
 
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Mom and wife love that ****. Thank God I live on some land and have plenty of “work” to do. Cut and split a couple ricks of wood yesterday during that fairy tale marathon of BS. And my workshop has a wood stove and a beer fridge for rainy/snow days
 
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None. My wife and daughter pretty much leave the TV watching to me. We have however watched the classics together.
 
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funKYcat75 said:
Devin is the former QB of the local high school football team. While his friends went away to college, Devin stayed at home to work in the factory after his dad passed away. But then, Devin’s best friend from childhood came back home for Christmas break after being away at Northern Vermont College, and now he’s ... a SHE? Tune into the Hallmark Channel this month to see when your best friend suddenly becomes your best gal pal, and maybe moooooore? I bet this situation wasn’t in the playbook!
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Got to make sure the LGBTQ wack jobs have “their “ Christmas movie to watch!
 
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funKYcat75 said:
Devin is the former QB of the local high school football team. While his friends went away to college, Devin stayed at home to work in the factory after his dad passed away. But then, Devin’s best friend from childhood came back home for Christmas break after being away at Northern Vermont College, and now he’s ... a SHE? Tune into the Hallmark Channel this month to see when your best friend suddenly becomes your best gal pal, and maybe moooooore? I bet this situation wasn’t in the playbook!
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Next Christmas ... Devin's cheerleader high school girlfriend returns as a GUY and wants him to go out to play pool.
 
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I’m lucky.

Married a girl who would rather watch a slasher flick than that Hallmark ****. My household watched zero Hallmark movies.
 
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