Let's Talk About the Fightin' Texas Aggiez

ArcherSPS

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Not many of our fans know exactly how 17ing weird the cult on the Brazos is, but I'm here to educate you all:

First off the Aggie Squeeze, which Yell Leaders and cadets participate in by squeezing their balls and screaming to experience the pain their beloved football team is going through:

http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/being-aggie-no-joke-0


Secondly the Yell Leaders, also 17ing weird:

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Singing in unison pre-game with the Hitler Youth conducting the cadence:


They have some stupid 17ing cheers in which they use hand signals and the words make zero damn sense: Horse Laugh[Pass Back: Hands with fingers straight are held palms together, and then hands move back and forth in a pointing motion]
[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Riffety, riffety, riff-raff![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Let’s give ‘em a horse laugh:[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Sssssss![/FONT]
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Hail Damn State and beat those weird 17ers from Aggieland. Also Reveille is a slut.
 

DerHntr

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The nut grabbing is about as strange as it could ever get. How in the world did that make it onto the field in front of thousands of people?

I think it's funny that the new yell leaders get hazed to become one of the five.
 

jakldawg

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Fake army. Real swords.

yeah buddy, you show those big, bad...SMU cheerleaders.

Plus there's this gem after they beat Alabama.
 
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ArcherSPS

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"B-BUT WE'RE VERY SIMILAR BC WE ARE BOTH AG SCHOOLS AND WEAR MAROON AND WHITE!!!11!!" 17 that 17 that. These guys are a strange lot and I hope we win by 50
<dt style="font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.1em; color: rgb(37, 37, 37); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13.63636302948px; line-height: 20.3636360168457px;">Hump it (or Humping it)</dt>During a yell, the crowd leans forward and places their hands on their knees to maximize the amount of air displaced during the scream. The stance forces the diaphragm to assist the lungs.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Texas_A&M_University_terms
There's also a saying in Aggieland:
"Aggies never lose, though they may run out of time"
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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Similarities and Difference between our two schools:

Similarities:

-Both are Ag Schools (we started out as Mississippi A&M)
-Both started out as Military Schools
-Both are Maroon and White
-Both have Rivals who disparage our schools

Differences

-Texas A&M has an Ivy League endowment, thanks to all the Oil Wells the school owns.
-Other than a few drunken Rebel fans, Mississippi State isn't really hated by anybody..there are folks out here who utterly depise A&M for one reason or another.

I have a few others but I don't want anyone here taking this conversation down some rabbit-holes.