Oh thank god, the 17th Oregon scouting report of the week just dropped. I was getting nervous that the Ducks might sneak into Beaver Stadium unnoticed, carrying 250 rushing yards and a 7-yard average in their back pockets like some kind of football heist crew.
Look, I love a good hype post as much as the next guy, but let’s pump the brakes on turning Dante Moore into the second coming of Joe Burrow because he threw 80% against Northwestern. The dude gets the ball out quick — great — but he’s about to get introduced to Knowles’ patented “What the hell am I looking at?” defensive scheme with 110,000 white-clad lunatics turning every audible into a game of charades.
Also, love how we’re still using last year’s outside zone clinic as gospel, as if Oregon won’t have watched that tape on a loop since spring camp. You don’t think they’re coming in saying “hey, maybe don’t let Singleton roast our linebackers in space again”? Spoiler alert: they are.
And Allar? Yeah, he's been uneven. But pretending like he hasn’t had a leash tighter than a toddler at the zoo is disingenuous. Maybe — just maybe — this is the week they let the five-star actually throw beyond 10 yards without checking with the analytics guy in the booth first.
Bottom line: CJF doesn’t “have” to win this game because of the playoff math. He has to win it because the fan base will melt into a puddle of existential crisis if another Top 10 matchup turns into “almost had it.” And honestly? I’m here for it — fire up the AI, let’s simulate 10,000 versions of this game and argue about every one.