Life Hacks
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Batteries dead in the smoke alarm?
Just sprinkle popcorn seeds around the house and when you hear the POP its time to get out of the house.
Just sprinkle popcorn seeds around the house and when you hear the POP its time to get out of the house.
When life throws you lemmons;
Throw back grenades.
Throw back grenades.
When scrambling eggs & theres an itsy bitsy teeny tiny little shell in the pan...
Dont use yer finger to dig it out just use the very same cracked egg shell to scoop it out
Dont use yer finger to dig it out just use the very same cracked egg shell to scoop it out
Hide a small roll of toilet paper in the bathroom trash can under the can liner for emergencies and when nobody replaces the roll on the wall.
What about for CO2? Buy a parakeet and if it dies then you might want to leave. Worked for miners
The next great solar eclipse in North America will be in April 2024. Instead of buying those broke ***’d regulation MASSA NASA “glasses” heres what u do:
Find a pair of cheap sunglasses (everybody has a pair in a drawer somewhere)
Find some light brown/clear masking tape (everybody has a pair in a drawer somewhere)
Cover & cut/edge the outside & inside lenses with said masking tape with a utility knife & NJOY
Like a REAL MAN
Find a pair of cheap sunglasses (everybody has a pair in a drawer somewhere)
Find some light brown/clear masking tape (everybody has a pair in a drawer somewhere)
Cover & cut/edge the outside & inside lenses with said masking tape with a utility knife & NJOY
Like a REAL MAN
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You stare that eclipse right in the eye WITHOUT protection, or be known as a ***** for the rest of your life!!
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those with guns, and those that dig.(learned that from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
The square hole in your seat belt clip makes an excellent beer bottle opener.
Don't poop on your breaks at work, poop on the company time.
If you work in a business casual office, claim you have a foot problem and wear tennis shoes to work.
How to clean your rain gutters.
https://www.trutv.com/shows/hack-my-life/videos/hack-my-house-gutter-blaster.html
https://www.trutv.com/shows/hack-my-life/videos/hack-my-house-gutter-blaster.html
When cutting a bagel in half, insert your finger into the stabilization hole.
it's ok to have a lobster on your piano
it's NOT ok to have a crab on your organ
it's NOT ok to have a crab on your organ
Want HIV but don't want to have sex to get it? Go to New Zealand HIV sperm bank
