LOL after further consideration Rory

[thatsbaseball]

Rory decide$ marriage ain't so bad after all

Is this the REAL reason Rory McIlroy abandoned his divorce plans?

The golf ace, 35, dramatically called off his separation from wife of seven years Erica Stoll on Tuesday, saying the couple 'realised that our best future was as a family together.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Shmuley]

I get the distinct impression that McIlroy is a total flake. Is the broad a wreck as well? Probably, but he gives me weird vibes. There's a reason his @$$ got kicked off the PGA Tour Policy Board. Dude's flaky and his decisions are not trustworthy.

 

[thatsbaseball]

I get the distinct impression that McIlroy is a total flake. Is the broad a wreck as well? Probably, but he gives me weird vibes. There's a reason his @$$ got kicked off the PGA Tour Policy Board. Dude's flaky and his decisions are not trustworthy.

LOL My wife is Irish and I think they're all a little "flakey".

 

[Dawgbite]

He came to the realization that a new ****** isn’t worth half his stuff. You can take an old worn out ****** and put it on the shelf for a couple or three weeks and when you take it back off the shelf it’s just like a shiny brand new one. The regenerative properties of ****** are miraculous, all it takes is a little rest , relaxation, and time.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

He came to the realization that a new ****** isn’t worth half his stuff. You can take an old worn out ****** and put it on the shelf for a couple or three weeks and when you take it back off the shelf it’s just like a shiny brand new one. The regenerative properties of ****** are miraculous, all it takes is a little rest , relaxation, and time.

Sounds like you bought that lie your wife told you. “It’s better when we do it, if we do it less”.

 

[Xenomorph]

“Alimony is going to cost me HOW MUCH?!?”

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Rory decide$ marriage ain't so bad after all

Is this the REAL reason Rory McIlroy abandoned his divorce plans?

The golf ace, 35, dramatically called off his separation from wife of seven years Erica Stoll on Tuesday, saying the couple 'realised that our best future was as a family together.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[thatsbaseball]

Cheaper to keep her .

 

[bully12]

“Alimony is going to cost me HOW MUCH?!?”

Not half as much as child support!!

 

[cowbell88]

Cheaper to keep her .

Beat me to it.

 

[Darryl Steight]

He came to the realization that a new ****** isn’t worth half his stuff. You can take an old worn out ****** and put it on the shelf for a couple or three weeks and when you take it back off the shelf it’s just like a shiny brand new one. The regenerative properties of ****** are miraculous, all it takes is a little rest , relaxation, and time.

This reminds me of the greatest joke ever on tv. RIP Bob Einstein.

eta: if it needs to be said, NSFW