I can honestly say that I wouldnt miss any of those. The beast light does bring back some memories but I dont think you could pay me to drink that now.
When I worked at The Landing the Beast and Beast Light Kegs were hooked up to the Bud and Bud Light taps more often than not. The Budweiser guy would get pissed off when he would catch it. He took the Bud and Bud Light Handles off the taps for a while. We just stuck a couple of dildos on the taps for handles until he brought them back.