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Wall2Boogie

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Ok so I had to modify the game since the mods don't seem to like F.M.K. I'm sure some on here have played it and it's always a good laugh. Mods I used the pg-13 version so please don't delete. If you have never played, here's how it works. Your given 3 women, of the 3 you must chose to love one(basically a one night stand) the second one is marry which states the obvious you would chose her of the 3 to marry. And of course there is bury or(do away with lol) feel free to come up with your own 3 girls this game can be a lot of fun. I'm going to throw a curveball at bbn to start. Here are your first 3 ladies

1. June(aka) momma bear from here comes honey boo boo
2 foo from the awful progressive commercials
3. The annoying chick that does the Wendy's commercial

So those 3 in mind bbn what would you do with each?
 

warrior-cat

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1. One night stand with Wendy's commercial girl because, she can't cook (hanging out at fast food joint afterall) which means spending money.

2. Marry Flo (have seen her in a movie or two) not bad. Plus, being a money saver she will help build nest egg.

3. Bury June. No explanation neccessary.
 

neilborders

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This one is too easy....

F the Progressive girl. Not ugly, but not attractive either. Obviously crazy, but crazy can be fun for one night.

Marry the Wendy's girl. Really attractive, would be nice to have her on a regular basis.

Kill the redneck hog.
 

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I just can't believe that they didn't like F,M,K. Just stunning.

The answer is 3/2/1. It's not even close.
 

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Originally posted by UK_Norm:
This one is too easy....

F the Progressive girl. Not ugly, but not attractive either. Obviously crazy, but crazy can be fun for one night.

Marry the Wendy's girl. Really attractive, would be nice to have her on a regular basis.

Kill the redneck hog.
This is the correct answer.
 

Wall2Boogie

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I encourage you guys to come up with some tough ones. I throw a good one at ya:

Kate Upton.
Jennifer Lawrence
Lilly the AT&T chick

Good luck.
 

Lexie's Dad

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Originally posted by Wall2Boogie:
I encourage you guys to come up with some tough ones. I throw a good one at ya:

Kate Upton.
Jennifer Lawrence
Lilly the AT&T chick

Good luck.
F - Upton; M - Lilly; K - Lawrence (UL fan)
 

Altro Cat

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Originally posted by UK_Norm:
This one is too easy....

F the Progressive girl. Not ugly, but not attractive either. Obviously crazy, but crazy can be fun for one night.

Marry the Wendy's girl. Really attractive, would be nice to have her on a regular basis.

Kill the redneck hog.
This is the correct answer.
 

Blueisbest

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Love Flo-Good enough for a one night stand.

Marry Wendy's girl-Fairly good looking.

Bury June-No way I want any part of that.
 

IdaCat

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Originally posted by GYERater:
Joanne Pitino
Donna Smith
Ellen Calipari

GO

Somehow, this doesn't seem right.
 

We-Todd-Did

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Coach wives seems like doing this with family. I'm out. I do, however, propose:
Melissa Etheridge
Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres


I think this game should require some serious soul searching and become a journey of self discovery so you HAVE to pick one for each.
 
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Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Coach wives seems like doing this with family. I'm out. I do, however, propose:
Melissa Etheridge
Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres


I think this game should require some serious soul searching and become a journey of self discovery so you HAVE to pick one for each.
Very difficult now that all these women are older, but I'd say when their looks were in their so-called prime.

L - Melissa
M - Ellen
B - Rosie

Melissa was somewhat hot in that "Come to My Window" video, but she seems like she might have a militant feminist streak. Ellen seems like she has a pleasant enough personality to hang around with every day. Rosie - come on, dude. That's easy.
 

IdaCat

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Originally posted by WayneDougan:
Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Coach wives seems like doing this with family. I'm out. I do, however, propose:
Melissa Etheridge
Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres


I think this game should require some serious soul searching and become a journey of self discovery so you HAVE to pick one for each.
Very difficult now that all these women are older, but I'd say when their looks were in their so-called prime.

L - Melissa
M - Ellen
B - Rosie

Melissa was somewhat hot in that "Come to My Window" video, but she seems like she might have a militant feminist streak. Ellen seems like she has a pleasant enough personality to hang around with every day. Rosie - come on, dude. That's easy.
Are you serious? They're all lesbians. Trick question.
 

IdaCat

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Originally posted by Wall2Boogie:
Nancy grace
Candy Crowley
Rachel maddow
Come on. A *****, somebody even Willie wouldn't touch (maybe), and a bull dyke. Unless I misunderstand the game, this is another unplayable set.
 

We-Todd-Did

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Originally posted by IdaCat:

Originally posted by WayneDougan:
Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:
Coach wives seems like doing this with family. I'm out. I do, however, propose:
Melissa Etheridge
Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres


I think this game should require some serious soul searching and become a journey of self discovery so you HAVE to pick one for each.
Very difficult now that all these women are older, but I'd say when their looks were in their so-called prime.

L - Melissa
M - Ellen
B - Rosie

Melissa was somewhat hot in that "Come to My Window" video, but she seems like she might have a militant feminist streak. Ellen seems like she has a pleasant enough personality to hang around with every day. Rosie - come on, dude. That's easy.
Are you serious? They're all lesbians. Trick question.
I'm betting they have all "dabbled" a little.

I agree with Wayne. Ellen would be funny, Melissa looks best of the three, but Rosie has to go.
 

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Originally posted by TruBluCatFan:
For the political types.

Hillary Clinton
Sarah Palin
Michelle Obama


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No fair... at least one of those can't be put in the proper category... because The FBI would be at my door within 2 minutes.


This post was edited on 1/26 11:35 PM by dezyDeco
 

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Marry - Palin. Hot outdoor chick. Kinda freaky.
Bury - Hilary. You know how many diseases she must have after sleeping with Bill?
Love - Michelle. If she f_ck$ in the bedroom they way her family has f_$&ed over the country that'd be one hell of a ride.
 

GhostVol

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Originally posted by BlueRaider22:
Marry - Palin. Hot outdoor chick. Kinda freaky.
Bury - Hilary. You know how many diseases she must have after sleeping with Bill?
Love - Michelle. If she f_ck$ in the bedroom they way her family has f_$&ed over the country that'd be one hell of a ride.
Agree, with one change.

Love - Michelle. I'd have rodeo sex with her. Can you imagine calling Hillary's (or Sarah's) name while you're in the saddle with Michelle? BOTH of us would have saddle sores by the time she bucked me off! Bushwhacker ain't got squat on Michelle.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Here's a tough one
Brittany grinner
Rebecca lobo
Kara lawson

I can't wait to hear these answers.
 

GhostVol

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Not tough at all.

Kara Lawson has become a solid woman. She puts a little effort into her looks now. Her, I'd marry.

Rebecca Lobo would be a love since she's 6'7". I'm 6 feet even. Would be fun!

Griner would be a bury. She took Glory Johnson off the market, which made me a sad panda indeed since I though she would bear wunderkind like Candace Parker. Oh, well.
 

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L - Kara Lawson
M - Rebecca Lobo. Would be interesting being married to someone tall after 20+ yrs with someone short.
B - Brittany Grinner. That's a man baby.