Mail-ordered brides

greenbean.sixpack

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I have been looking for the right woman for me for quite awhile now. I haven’t been able to find my dream woman and it isn’t from the lack of trying. I’m seriously thinking about looking for a mail ordered bride for a one legged Asian midget. I know it’s a long shot but it’s worth a shot. Has anyone tried a mail ordered bride and what are the struggles in this process?
@Barkman Turner Overdrive is an expert on Asians, midgets and the disabled.
 

NWADawg

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I can't believe there aren't any "pics or it didn't happen" comments.
 

Pookieray

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Give it time, broken arms will heal and then you won't need a wife! Unless you got the diahbetuhs and they been removed, then maybe but I'd certainly look for other options first. **
 

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I knew a guy from Tupelo that went to Russia to get a bride. He paid a company that would arrange to meet these women. He said 30-50 US men would fly to Russia and the company would have like 100 women wanting to marry a US sugar daddy. The company would have social events planned for the several days while the men were there. He said some of the women were very aggressive. He said the bowling party event with some women in mini skirts with no panties was interesting.

He went on several trips to Russian and married a tall slim blonde that was hot. I met her when she moved to the US and can confirm. She spoke a little English. I got the impression she didn't care much for living in MS. Her vision of life in the US was living in a Malibu beach home and shopping on Rodeo Dr. I guess she watched a lot of Bay Watch growing up in Russia.

The guy did tell me she caused quite the kerfuffle when he was playing in a golf tournament at the Ripley Country Club. He took her along and told her to hang out by the pool while he golfed. Apparently Ripley CC frowns upon sunbathing topless at the pool 🤣

thats a problem with all mail orders...they think the US is only SoCal, Miami, or NY because that's all they see on TV.
 

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I have been looking for the right woman for me for quite awhile now. I haven’t been able to find my dream woman and it isn’t from the lack of trying. I’m seriously thinking about looking for a mail ordered bride for a one legged Asian midget. I know it’s a long shot but it’s worth a shot. Has anyone tried a mail ordered bride and what are the struggles in this process?
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WrapItDog

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Out of all the replies and experts on this site NO ONE HAS SUGGESTED A GOOD SITE?

Come on guys. Help this man out.

A quick google says this is probably the website the Tupelo guy used.

https://a-foreign-affair.com/


There is a trip to Kiev (a target rich environment) the week of Thanksgiving.

Too make this sports related. Would you rather:

Watch a Lebby coached Egg Bowl
or
Mini Skirt Bowling
 
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paindonthurt

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A quick google says this is probably the website the Tupelo guy used.

https://a-foreign-affair.com/


There is a trip to Kiev (a target rich environment) the week of Thanksgiving.

Too make this sports related. Would you rather:

Watch a Lebby coached Egg Bowl
or
Mini Skirt Bowling
I'd rather watch a lebby coached egg bowl BUT i aint going to Kiev for thanksgiving no matter what!!
 

johnson86-1

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Out of all the replies and experts on this site NO ONE HAS SUGGESTED A GOOD SITE?

Come on guys. Help this man out.
I'm not going to google the site, but there is a guy that is pretty terrible that I am unfortunate enough to know through work and just being in the same community who likes to spout stuff about Passport Bros. What's really weird is that he is publicly talking about American women being ruined by feminism and not being good candidates for marriage and pushing going the foreign route, including on facebook, not like in private conversations, but he's still married to a US woman. Not sure if he's just really unhappy in his marriage or thinks his wife is the exception or what.

Also, not going to be helpful for actually finding a bride, but there is a site called the CHive that used to do galleries of girls supposedly pulled from mail order bride profiles. Definitely didn't make it look unappealing.

Last point is that I have met two mail order brides that I know of. Neither were very good looking. Both were a good bit younger than their husband though so that's something, and only one of them had a husband that was actually rich. The one with the non-rich husband was either in a desperate situation or was deceived. The one with the actually rich (and I mean very rich) husband still split at some point. I don't know if they more or less had a contract for her to fulfill and she walked away with some money or if she stayed with him long enough to be secure in her citizenship or if she was well beyond any legal requirement and just left for typical reasons.
 
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paindonthurt

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I'm not going to google the site, but there is a guy that is pretty terrible that I am unfortunate enough to know through work and just being in the same community who likes to spout stuff about Passport Bros. What's really weird is that he is publicly talking about American women being ruined by feminism and not being good candidates for marriage and pushing going the foreign route, including on facebook, not like in private conversations, but he's still married to a US woman. Not sure if he's just really unhappy in his marriage or thinks his wife is the exception or what.

Also, not going to be helpful for actually finding a bride, but there is a site called the CHive that used to do galleries of girls supposedly pulled from mail order bride profiles. Definitely didn't make it look unappealing.

Last point is that I have met two mail order brides that I know of. Neither were very good looking. Both were a good bit younger than their husband though so that's something, and only one of them had a husband that was actually rich. The one with the non-rich husband was either in a desperate situation or was deceived. The one with the actually rich (and I mean very rich) husband still split at some point. I don't know if they more or less had a contract for her to fulfill and she walked away with some money or if she stayed with him long enough to be secure in her citizenship or if she was well beyond any legal requirement and just left for typical reasons.
I imagine rich to a lot of those women is a house and living in this terrible country!!!***
 
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Colonel Angus.sixpack

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There’s plenty of fugly to mid chicks here that speak English and are bangable for the price of a dinner at Outback. Mail order brides might as well be broke Nigerian princes they don’t exist. Say Hi to a girl once in a while
 
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WrapItDog

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I aint going to Kiev for thanksgiving no matter what!!

You do raise a valid concern. If two hot ladies tell you we need to go to the Boom Boom Room Now. Are they wanting to have a threesome or take cover in the bomb shelter?

Either way it would be best to comply. That's the hospitable thing to do being a guest in their country.
 
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I have been looking for the right woman for me for quite awhile now. I haven’t been able to find my dream woman and it isn’t from the lack of trying. I’m seriously thinking about looking for a mail ordered bride for a one legged Asian midget. I know it’s a long shot but it’s worth a shot. Has anyone tried a mail ordered bride and what are the struggles in this process?
I believe, and should be able to reference SPS Remembers, it was the former poster BigErn that said "it was kind of like a typewriter. You had to pull her back after every few pokes.".

Good luck.
 
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Big Dawg81

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Good and bad news on this. The good news is that I found a Filipino named Tina.
Well, I thought it was Tina. A couple days later, come to find out it was actually Tiny Tim.
 

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I really need more information on the Russian from Tupelo. That Ripley CC story could be legendary with more details.
 
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I found a dual site that supports matrimony and MSU sports, ExFGFS.com. Be aware that the ladies seem to be gold diggers.
The full name of the web site is the Ex-Fat Girlfriend Society.