MAJOR NEWS OUT OF LEXINGTON TODAY

WVU1975

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FLASH : Lexington, Kentucky- March 25th, 2015

The University of Kentucky announced today a groundbreaking ceremony scheduled for next month concerning two new dormitories to be constructed on the UK Campus. The dorms will be twin towers of 16 floors each . A male dorm and a female dorm will accommodate 700 UK students when completed in 2020.
The new facilities will be unique at UK because these dorms will be the first to have indoor plumbing. Plans to renovate the existing dorms are also being pursued. "With students being able to shower inside and have toilet facilities for the first time in Kentucky History, we are excited about the future of our school " added the Chancellor of UK. Plans to remove all existing out houses on campus are in the works. Shower and bathing facilities at Clays Ferry will be phased out by the university by 2020 as well.
Many new bylaws will be added for new students when the renovations are completed. All UK students will be issued Blue & White Tooth Brushes with a UK Logo . This will commemorate the invention of the tooth brush in Lexington. Of course, we all know if it had been invented in any other place it would be called " teeth brush". All UK students will be required to wear shoes in the new facilities. A nationwide campaign has been launched to have shoes donated for the " Kentucky Causes". If the ambitious plan is a success, shoes leftover will be given out all over the state!
To help with the cost of these projects, all movie theaters in the state of Kentucky will be hosting a Marathon Watching of The Dukes of Hazard, Deliverance and the Beverly Hillbillies this weekend. So UK Fans, come on out this weekend and show your support from Lexington to Pikeviile, to Bowling Green and to Ashland for your Old Kentucky Home .
 

PaintedontheSky

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Really?

So, where did the posts from our friends in Kentucky alleging us Mountaineers having bestiality erotica tendencies with goats rank on your list?
 

MountaineerLegion

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Originally posted by WVU1975:
FLASH : Morganhole-West Viginia March 25th, 2015

The West Viginia Unibersity announced today a groundbreaking ceremony scheduled for next month concerning two new dormitories to be constructed on the WVU Campus. The dorms will be twin towers of 16 floors each . A male dorm and a female dorm will accommodate 700 WVU students when completed in 2020.
The new facilities will be unique at WVU because these dorms will be the first to have indoor plumbing. Plans to renovate the existing dorms are also being pursued. "With students being able to shower inside and have toilet facilities for the first time in West Viginia History, we are excited about the future of our school " added the President of WVU. Plans to remove all existing out houses on campus are in the works. Shower and bathing facilities at Stansberry Hall will be phased out by the university by 2020 as well.
Many new bylaws will be added for new students when the renovations are completed. All WVU students will be issued Blue & Gold Tooth Brushes with a WVU Logo . This will commemorate the invention of the tooth brush in Morganhole. Of course, we all know if it had been invented in any other place it would be called " teeth brush". All WVU students will be required to wear shoes in the new facilities. A nationwide campaign has been launched to have shoes donated for the " Mountie Causes". If the ambitious plan is a success, shoes leftover will be given out all over the state!
To help with the cost of these projects, all movie theaters in the state of West Viginia will be hosting a Marathon Watching of The Dukes of Hazard, Deliverance and the Beverly Hillbillies this weekend. So WVU Fans, come on out this weekend and show your support from Martinsburg to Matewan from Wheeling to Welch, It's going to be a great night to be a Mountaineer.....


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slam212121

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Originally posted by PaintedontheSky:

Really?

So, where did the posts from our friends in Kentucky alleging us Mountaineers having bestiality erotica tendencies with goats rank on your list?
This made me crack up. I am seriously laughing hard out loud.
 

STEVEGRO50

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Originally posted by WVU1975:
FLASH : Lexington, Kentucky- March 25th, 2015

The University of Kentucky announced today a groundbreaking ceremony scheduled for next month concerning two new dormitories to be constructed on the UK Campus. The dorms will be twin towers of 16 floors each . A male dorm and a female dorm will accommodate 700 UK students when completed in 2020.
The new facilities will be unique at UK because these dorms will be the first to have indoor plumbing. Plans to renovate the existing dorms are also being pursued. "With students being able to shower inside and have toilet facilities for the first time in Kentucky History, we are excited about the future of our school " added the Chancellor of UK. Plans to remove all existing out houses on campus are in the works. Shower and bathing facilities at Clays Ferry will be phased out by the university by 2020 as well.
Many new bylaws will be added for new students when the renovations are completed. All UK students will be issued Blue & White Tooth Brushes with a UK Logo . This will commemorate the invention of the tooth brush in Lexington. Of course, we all know if it had been invented in any other place it would be called " teeth brush". All UK students will be required to wear shoes in the new facilities. A nationwide campaign has been launched to have shoes donated for the " Kentucky Causes". If the ambitious plan is a success, shoes leftover will be given out all over the state!
To help with the cost of these projects, all movie theaters in the state of Kentucky will be hosting a Marathon Watching of The Dukes of Hazard, Deliverance and the Beverly Hillbillies this weekend. So UK Fans, come on out this weekend and show your support from Lexington to Pikeviile, to Bowling Green and to Ashland for your Old Kentucky Home .
Thats funny...the whole back woods hillbilly, no shoes, no decent housing thing you got going there.....wish it had something to do with basketball......instead it shows you ignorance and lack of character....for example there are people out ther with no indoor facilities, no teeth, etc. but insulting them really dont matter to you does it. What a class act you are. Good thing the rest of WV fans aren't like that