It's not a joke. If you read the whole piece, the writer is advocating the ultra-liberal outcome of free college for all: "Instead of guaranteeing loans, the government would have to guarantee a college education." I'm sorry, but the government should not be guaranteeing either loans or a college education -- just like a car or a house or any other large purchase, you should be responsible to either pay it off or face penalties. And aside from the ridiculous utopian nature of that vision, there's the hard reality that not everyone is cut out for college, nor do we need everyone in America to have a college degree. In fact, we need more people with vocational training: builders, electricians, plumbers, HVAC technicians, metal workers, auto mechanics, etc.