Man gets USB cable stuck inside his penis
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USB A or B? Asking for a friend.
I always feel kind of weird when someone borrows my cord at work. That's worse now.
The man from China’s Shaanxi Province is thought to have been drunk when he started looking up ways of pleasuring himself. He got this particular idea from a video and, predictably, it backfired – with the poor guy realising his mistake when he couldn’t remove it. The doctor who surgically removed the 20cm cable said: ‘He found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra.
No different than taking a 1980s ribbed phone cord and pushing it up your anus and pulling it out slowly. No difference at all. Nope.
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If you have ever had kidney stone surgery, you can vouch for the shear terror and pain of having a stint about that size removed. The retrieval and pullout is BRUTAL.
I bet these were hell on the guy before USB came along
So was he trying to jack in? I don't think he understands how the Matrix works.
You have to install the software before it becomes hardware.
Did he think it was plug and play?
They call it a joystick for a reason.
Okay that is about all I got.
You have to install the software before it becomes hardware.
Did he think it was plug and play?
They call it a joystick for a reason.
Okay that is about all I got.
Named after Dong Yl, famous Chinese masturbater.I bet these were hell on the guy before USB came along
