Mass shooting Washington Mall

[UK_Dallas]

Sounds Turkish, but likely Amish. Damn them. Just damn them.

Did you know: Their women get off the Greyhound bus and purchase McRibs at McDonald's in Arkansas? True story. Been there. Seen it. Got the GD T-shirt.

Amish or Turkish?

 

[AustinTXCat]

I remember the media saying the San Bernardino terrorists were white at first too. Media is criminal for trying to cover up islamic terrorism.

They are ALL WHITE!

We are all purple. And drunk.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Amish or Turkish?

Turk-Amish, they.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Turk-Amish, they.

Wonder what they'd get at a Buccee's? Missing out if they don't get the pork sandwich IMO.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Mormon documents were just leaked. It's a sham religion like that Tom Cruise religion. It's a tax shelter.

[laughing]

I hear ya, bro.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Question: Cops ever catch the Amish SOB who shot up the place? Just asking.

 

[cat_chaser]

Question: Cops ever catch the Amish SOB who shot up the place? Just asking.

Think they mistakenly arrested a Turkish guy. Amish fellow still on the loose. Turkish guy to be released once they get it all figured out.

 

[TortElvisII]

Can we get him transferred to Virginia? Terry MacAuliffe will make sure he can vote.

 

[funKYcat75]

By looking at the size of that coffee cup, he is either Turkish or Cuban.
ZOOM
ENHANCE
The cup is completely filthy and hasn't been washed this century.
Verdict: Yep. Turkish.

 

[Chuckinden]

Yeah, how can they tell he was Hispanic? Was he carrying a sombrero and yelling arriba??

He had a burrito in his front pocket.

 

[MrLair]

All aboard the Trump train!