May the worst happen to you, Billy Ray Cyrus

KingOfBBN

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Damn you to hell for your terrible music and the fact that you gave us the most disgusting creature in your son Miley Cyrus.

I know you read this board, Doc Cyrus.

 
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she's not doing too badly for a girl that was posing nearly naked on the cover of Vanity Fair when she was only 15.

most of us were probably predicting a drug OD within 2-3 years of that cover, yet she's still alive and well. hell, she hasn't even gone to rehab that we know of, right?
 

Mike-D

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looked it up. They're all blurred out. But I've been seeing her nipples for the last 3 years at least. I'm not too concerned. She can die now. Hope Nicki Minaj eats her (although I hate her also, but to a lesser degree).

BUT YOU WOULD STILL HIT.
 

Mike-D

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Absolutely... just to see what all kinds of gross **** I could get away with.

Honestly, I'd probably be content enough to watch you hit and sit in the corner and watch.

Oh I'm sure she would let you get away with a double dragon.
 

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it was occurring as you were replying and I was in deep thought on how to make the post better and more representative of my overall view.

Many balls are sorry the double dragon wasn't suffice.
 
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Don't care about her actions or her giraffe tongue. Love it when the Internet goes insane over her. "Why is Hannah Montana showin' her boobs. She's a role model!?!!" What did she do tonight on the Very-bad Music Awards?

Her music is poo, but it's pop and pop's been designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator since the beginning of the music business. I also find Taylor Swift to be worse. At least Miley would do some rails with you and let you put it in her butt.

And, would. :pimp:
 

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This little freak is desperate for attention and will do/say anything to stay relevant. Honestly, I wish they would OD or there was a way to take away Kanye/Kim K/ Miley's fame over night to where they worked at Dairy Queen and no one would give a **** about them.
 

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I wonder if she's down for a blumpkin or a chili dog. I don't know which was worse her feeble attempt at an outfit or her being called a ***** and just taking it lol. I'm sure billy Ray is proud.
 

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I watched her interview on Jimmy Kimmel's show and have changed my opinion of her. I'm convinced she is completely rational and is working the media. She is a decent singer but there are thousands of those you've never heard of. She is staying in the news. You remember 80s and early 90s Madonna? Ok singer and everyone got tired of seeing her naked.
Same formula.
 

Mike-D

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I don't let it bother me. She's trying to stay relevant one way or the other. I think it's ridiculous, but I don't hate her for it. I don't even know her. Oh, and I'd hit. [banana]

:grimace:
 

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I watched her interview on Jimmy Kimmel's show and have changed my opinion of her. I'm convinced she is completely rational and is working the media. She is a decent singer but there are thousands of those you've never heard of. She is staying in the news. You remember 80s and early 90s Madonna? Ok singer and everyone got tired of seeing her naked.
Same formula.
I have thought for awhile that most of her schtick is an act because its easy to become irrelevant in the music industry very quickly and those who have the longest survival rate usually do a lot of controversial things to stay relevant (Madonna, Britney Spears, etc). Some people are willing to do anything for the money and fame and she just seems like the type that is doing it now.
 

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She's a joke. And, hit it? Uh, no thanks. Skinny and ****** are NOT attractive. Add to that, in my experience, anyone who talks about sex all the time is probably not very good at it. Adds up to HELL NO!
 

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I have thought for awhile that most of her schtick is an act because its easy to become irrelevant in the music industry very quickly and those who have the longest survival rate usually do a lot of controversial things to stay relevant (Madonna, Britney Spears, etc). Some people are willing to do anything for the money and fame and she just seems like the type that is doing it now.


This^^^

I have no idea why anyone would want to spend a cent on whatever she's selling, but she's definitely figured out a way to go to sleep every night on a mattress and pillows stuffed with money.
 

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I can't stand her, but I'd bet she's the type that'd try to break your Richard off before I believe she'd just lay there. Very outgoing, willing to experiment, open minded = good time.

Perhaps. Or just maybe, that's part of her act/persona, also. As nasty as she attempts to be, it wouldn't surprise me if she was a complete zero in the sack. Like Paris Hilton, allegedly.
 

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Not fair to single her out when the entire VMA spectacle was a "who's who" of doitchbags. Talk about a cess pool. World would probably be better off if the roof collapsed at the VMA's. Just bad people.

But the real loser is anyone who watched this thing, thinking it was going to be any different than the last 10 years. People are shocked that the VMA's is just a pile of filth? Really? You're just realizing this now?

I watched for 2 minutes, and the only reason it was 2 minutes is because I fumbled with the remote and couldn't change it in time. I instead watched a great show about American Food Trucks competing for a top spot. That was 100x better, more entertaining, and actually insightful.. into the great world of street meats and food trucks.
 
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she's not doing too badly for a girl that was posing nearly naked on the cover of Vanity Fair when she was only 15.

most of us were probably predicting a drug OD within 2-3 years of that cover, yet she's still alive and well. hell, she hasn't even gone to rehab that we know of, right?
Well is rather subjective. The way she dresses in public would suggest otherwise!
 

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She is/was a very pretty girl. She is a decent, not great singer, so her musical shelf life was pretty short. I have nothing against her because she know exactly what she's doing. Eventually she'll clean up and be the 'new' Miley and sell a few hundred thousand albums. Worked for Christina Aguilera. Pop princess - filthy ***** - cleaned up image - now on TV 3 nights a week making buckets of cash. Aguilera is a muuuuuuch better vocalist though.

Some implants wouldn't hurt either.
 

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She is/was a very pretty girl. She is a decent, not great singer, so her musical shelf life was pretty short. I have nothing against her because she know exactly what she's doing. Eventually she'll clean up and be the 'new' Miley and sell a few hundred thousand albums. Worked for Christina Aguilera. Pop princess - filthy ***** - cleaned up image - now on TV 3 nights a week making buckets of cash. Aguilera is a muuuuuuch better vocalist though.

Some implants wouldn't hurt either.


Yep. She'll get pregnant and become a mom and she will rediscover her "country roots". Prolly star on the View.

Sucking away the money from fat white bleached blondes aged 13-45. Which will create her 2nd wave of mega millions. She has this thing figured out.
 

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Not fair to single her out when the entire VMA spectacle was a "who's who" of doitchbags. Talk about a cess pool. World would probably be better off if the roof collapsed at the VMA's. Just bad people.

But the real loser is anyone who watched this thing, thinking it was going to be any different than the last 10 years. People are shocked that the VMA's is just a pile of filth? Really? You're just realizing this now?

I watched for 2 minutes, and the only reason it was 2 minutes is because I fumbled with the remote and couldn't change it in time. I instead watched a great show about American Food Trucks competing for a top spot. That was 100x better, more entertaining, and actually insightful.. into the great world of street meats and food trucks.


Agree with every bit of this. Didn't watch a minute of that garbage.
 

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Threads like these are exactly what Miley wants, Heisman.

Exactly.

Miley's been reeling prudes into her tramp boat for at least two years now. Anyone who is older than 30 has been through this before with Madonna and Britney Spears. It's definitely a "nothing to see here" kind of thing.
 

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In other news, don't care. It's her life, she can do what she wants. I'll atleast give it to her that she doesn't care what anyone thinks...that bothers ppl. Meanwhile if taylor swift farted she would probably hide in her house for a month.
 

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who keeps buying her music?

I would like to know who keeps giving the Kardashian trash money as well. Also, I didn't watch any of that crap either nor do I watch any awards show. My twitter feed was just littered with her and I can't stomach this gross little narcissist.
 

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I'm still waiting for proof. I want to see Miley and Beiber in the same place at the same time on live TV. Until then...nobody will ever convince me that they aren't the same person.
 
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