Maybe Germans Arkansas cheerleader has one leg...

[DAWG61]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ncaaf--the-girl-with-the--zebra-leg--wows-hog-country.html

 

[GloryDawg]

Great story but they still got their *** whiped.

bd

 

[The Peeper]

Whiped and Whipped!

 

[BigMotherTucker]

 

[Hanmudog]

Reminds me of the story on here years ago about the guy that went to New Orleans and picked up a girl with one leg in a bar, took her back to his room, and said having sex with her was like using one of those old typewriters because her one leg kept falling over and he had to keep putting it back.

 

[tenureplan]

I don't know. I would just have her take it off. Endless possibilities...

 

[BigMotherTucker]

followed by the uni-tit story.


/good times.

 

[cowbellringer.sixpack]

I think there was a deaf girl story sprinkled in as well. Yes, those were good times.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I'd hit it.

hitnoku

 

[GloryDawg]

Being deaf would help keep her from being sac religious while having sex with me. She would not know how to call me "Oh God", "Deal Jesus" or just "Jesus".

 

[TwelvePackSmack]

Why a Zebra print? Shouldnt it be Ark. red or something? <O</O

 

[tenureplan]

HS team maybe?

She has requested an Arky print from her hospital.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Unileg

 

[AFDawg]