I'd strap this jackass in it, send him back to our spring game in 2008, where there were maybe 2,000 people, and it ended in a 0-0 tie, and it was just as agonizing to watch as you might think it would have been. And, oh yeah, my exact comment that afternoon was "I don't know how in the hell Chris Relf is in an SEC uniform."
Then, after he witnessed that, I'd send his *** to Jacksonville yesterday, and see if he'd still write the same article.