Meditation thread
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Would sniff dgatu01's Lulemon yoga pants for instant relaxation
Gassy only mofo that can shmellz wif me
BUTT... WHO....
Is GASSY TURNIPS?
Respect on dat... put Gassy first.
Travis Reads better
BUTT... WHO....
Is GASSY TURNIPS?
Respect on dat... put Gassy first.
Travis Reads better
U guise found me out
Cant put anything past u
I’m a Gynecologist masquerading as a Scientologist
An ear eyes throat walnut MD
Cant put anything past u
I’m a Gynecologist masquerading as a Scientologist
An ear eyes throat walnut MD
Wrote a rap one time. Mash knows..
baddest dude from the baddest town
eat more butthole than Dudu Brown
ask Dudu Brown what I'm all about
and how I like to eat that butthole out
I eat that butthole grin or frown
eat that butthole clean or brown
eat it up like it's sup
and then tear it up like Adolph Rupp.
baddest dude from the baddest town
eat more butthole than Dudu Brown
ask Dudu Brown what I'm all about
and how I like to eat that butthole out
I eat that butthole grin or frown
eat that butthole clean or brown
eat it up like it's sup
and then tear it up like Adolph Rupp.
Self guided imagery. Imagine you're in a girl's butthole. Put yourself there. Face first. Imagine the smell. What did she eat? Was it ok for her? Did she eat it out of choice or or did she do it against her will.
Imagine the sounds. Does she fart in your ear to make your ear lobe's quiver or is it a soft touch of a feather's tickle?
The taste. What's the taste? Taco bell or a local fine dining experience.
The feel. Do you wipe it with one or two fingers? Do you wipe it and see no joy on the tissue. Do you see your self in that toilet paper?
What does it look like? Does her brown debbie surround your security like closed in walls or does it flap like two loose shutters in a wind storm?
Imagine the sounds. Does she fart in your ear to make your ear lobe's quiver or is it a soft touch of a feather's tickle?
The taste. What's the taste? Taco bell or a local fine dining experience.
The feel. Do you wipe it with one or two fingers? Do you wipe it and see no joy on the tissue. Do you see your self in that toilet paper?
What does it look like? Does her brown debbie surround your security like closed in walls or does it flap like two loose shutters in a wind storm?
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