Meeting with Tuberville this AM (insider stuff)

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AD: Good morning coach.

CTT: War Eagle.

Pres: What the hell happened saturday?

AD: calm down, let's not start there.

Pres: From what I saw, we never got started.

CTT: We still got em 7 out of the last 10.

AD: Tommy, we don't want to start there either.

Pres: We looked like crap.

CTT: The weather was bad.

Pres: Sure didn't slow down Saban.

CTT: He had a good team. Looked like one of our old teams.

AD: Ok, that's enough of the Alabama game, we all know why we are here this morning.

CTT: Is this "the" meeting, cause I was sort of confused yesterday.

Pres: 36-0 (mumbles under his breath)

AD: Tommy, are you sure you can turn this thing around?

CTT: (holds up 1 finger)

Pres: What the hell does that mean?

CTT: (smiles)

AD: I'm confused too. Does that mean 1 year to turn things in the right direction?

CTT: (laughing) Nope, that's what I'm going to do, when I beat Saban next year.

Pres: (climbing over desk towards CTT), You... #@&%^$#

CTT: Wo Wo, you better watch your boy Jay.

AD: Coach, I would hope you would take this meeting more seriously.

CTT: Jay, I do have a plan, which involves staff changes to go along with the hiring of a solid OC.

AD: Good, let's hear it.

CTT: First, I'm going to Arkansas to do some duck huntin (laughing). Seriously, I'm looking at the coach that replaced Franklin at Troy (laughing again). Ok, Ok... I'll stop.

Pres: (whispering in AD's ear) Let's fire him now.

AD: Coach, we really need to hear your plan, everyone is waiting.

CTT: Any chance we can extend my buyout?

AD: (blinking)

CTT: I didn't think so.

Pres: Can we finish this after lunch, I think I'm gonna be sick.

CTT: Always leave on a high note boys (darting out the office). See you fellas after lunch, I'm going to eat some Bar-B-Que.