(copied from autigers.com)
AD: Good morning coach.
CTT: War Eagle.
Pres: What the hell happened saturday?
AD: calm down, let's not start there.
Pres: From what I saw, we never got started.
CTT: We still got em 7 out of the last 10.
AD: Tommy, we don't want to start there either.
Pres: We looked like crap.
CTT: The weather was bad.
Pres: Sure didn't slow down Saban.
CTT: He had a good team. Looked like one of our old teams.
AD: Ok, that's enough of the Alabama game, we all know why we are here this morning.
CTT: Is this "the" meeting, cause I was sort of confused yesterday.
Pres: 36-0 (mumbles under his breath)
AD: Tommy, are you sure you can turn this thing around?
CTT: (holds up 1 finger)
Pres: What the hell does that mean?
CTT: (smiles)
AD: I'm confused too. Does that mean 1 year to turn things in the right direction?
CTT: (laughing) Nope, that's what I'm going to do, when I beat Saban next year.
Pres: (climbing over desk towards CTT), You... #@&%^$#
CTT: Wo Wo, you better watch your boy Jay.
AD: Coach, I would hope you would take this meeting more seriously.
CTT: Jay, I do have a plan, which involves staff changes to go along with the hiring of a solid OC.
AD: Good, let's hear it.
CTT: First, I'm going to Arkansas to do some duck huntin (laughing). Seriously, I'm looking at the coach that replaced Franklin at Troy (laughing again). Ok, Ok... I'll stop.
Pres: (whispering in AD's ear) Let's fire him now.
AD: Coach, we really need to hear your plan, everyone is waiting.
CTT: Any chance we can extend my buyout?
AD: (blinking)
CTT: I didn't think so.
Pres: Can we finish this after lunch, I think I'm gonna be sick.
CTT: Always leave on a high note boys (darting out the office). See you fellas after lunch, I'm going to eat some Bar-B-Que.
AD: Good morning coach.
CTT: War Eagle.
Pres: What the hell happened saturday?
AD: calm down, let's not start there.
Pres: From what I saw, we never got started.
CTT: We still got em 7 out of the last 10.
AD: Tommy, we don't want to start there either.
Pres: We looked like crap.
CTT: The weather was bad.
Pres: Sure didn't slow down Saban.
CTT: He had a good team. Looked like one of our old teams.
AD: Ok, that's enough of the Alabama game, we all know why we are here this morning.
CTT: Is this "the" meeting, cause I was sort of confused yesterday.
Pres: 36-0 (mumbles under his breath)
AD: Tommy, are you sure you can turn this thing around?
CTT: (holds up 1 finger)
Pres: What the hell does that mean?
CTT: (smiles)
AD: I'm confused too. Does that mean 1 year to turn things in the right direction?
CTT: (laughing) Nope, that's what I'm going to do, when I beat Saban next year.
Pres: (climbing over desk towards CTT), You... #@&%^$#
CTT: Wo Wo, you better watch your boy Jay.
AD: Coach, I would hope you would take this meeting more seriously.
CTT: Jay, I do have a plan, which involves staff changes to go along with the hiring of a solid OC.
AD: Good, let's hear it.
CTT: First, I'm going to Arkansas to do some duck huntin (laughing). Seriously, I'm looking at the coach that replaced Franklin at Troy (laughing again). Ok, Ok... I'll stop.
Pres: (whispering in AD's ear) Let's fire him now.
AD: Coach, we really need to hear your plan, everyone is waiting.
CTT: Any chance we can extend my buyout?
AD: (blinking)
CTT: I didn't think so.
Pres: Can we finish this after lunch, I think I'm gonna be sick.
CTT: Always leave on a high note boys (darting out the office). See you fellas after lunch, I'm going to eat some Bar-B-Que.