Copied from Nafoom via the Spirit. This guy actually met someone from a message board to fight. There are some sick people in the world...
I got exasperated over this continuous nonsense, and, as referrred to above threatened to whip another poster's ***. (If you can believe it, the argument was over religion about which I am well informed, but inconsistent in my practice.) He promptly gratified me, told me where to meet, and offered that I was a coward if I didn't show. So, I had to go and, of course he turned out about twice my size, complicated also by his being about 20 years younger. The drive was a half an hour, and so I was determined to get in at least one shot to the face. I clean whiffed the first time, and he swatted the second away kind of like a horse might use his tail to shoo away parasites...and he did not retaliate, being a good Rebel I guess. I appreciated that, but I put up an enlightening religous post on the general chat board, and he didn't like it (because he was a better Christian than me) yet all he could do with the post was call me names...and that is what is ruining this great new medium of communication.