Here's my Vandy girls story from a few years back.
The scene: A picturesque Friday evening at the Rugby field at Vanderbilt. The Western Kentucky squad is warming up, and the girls behind me start talking.
Girl 1: "So, why are they playing at night?"
Girl 2: "I think the other team had to drive a long time to get here"
Girl 1: "How far away is Kentucky from here anyway?"
(note: WKU's an hour north on I-65, but not everyone knows that. It gets better.)
Girl 2: "I don't know, but I think it's the state to the west of Tennessee"
Girl 1: "No, I'm pretty sure that's Georgia"
at which point my friend turns to me and says
"We should ask them what buildings are named after their grandfathers, because that's the only way they could be going here."