However, once "Wonderful Pistachios" got a hold of it, I was off the wagon.
They're a good 0 for 16 or whatever on getting celebrity endorsements that aren't aggravating as all hell. (Examples: Snooki, Levi Johnston, Winklevoss Twins, the fat Kardashian, Mr. Bill, and Rod Blagojevich). 17 your greasy green nuts. I'd rather swallow almonds whole until my throat bleeds than buy a single bag of your "wonderful" advertising ***** nuts.
/rant over