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NFL PLAYER ARRESTED FOR STEALING MILK: Ex-NFL First-Round Pick Robert Nkemdiche Ripped By Cops After Alleged Almond Milk Heist (Body Cam)
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Robert Nkemdiche received quite the tongue lashing from cops after he was detained for stealing groceries in Georgia late last month, newly released police video shows.
The former NFL first-round pick’s encounter with Union City Police Department officers occurred at around 10:45 p.m. on Feb. 25, after he was accused of leaving a Kroger with multiple large objects hidden inside his sweatpants.
Body camera footage, obtained by The California Post on Monday, shows once a cop discovered items that Nkemdiche allegedly ditched after stealing from the store — including candy bars, frozen meals and cartons of almond milk — he and his colleagues laid into the ex-Cardinals defensive lineman.
“Look, man,” one officer told a handcuffed Nkemdiche. “We’re not going to play these games. Because I’ve ran into you too many times. And you keep lying.
“You can say whatever you want to say. But I just watched you walk out of here with a big-*** bulge in your pants. I asked you what it was. You said nothing.
“Then, to give you the benefit of the doubt, I was like, ‘OK. Maybe he’s just got, I don’t know, like, a condition.’ I let you go, and I see you just take off running behind the gas station.”
Nkemdiche repeatedly tried to interrupt the officer, and at one point, he adamantly said he didn’t steal the groceries.
“Yes the f—k you did,” the cop told Nkemdiche. “Stop lying to me.”
Officers on the scene made it abundantly clear they had detained Nkemdiche on multiple occasions in recent months, and were tired of seeing him.
One cop actually said to the 31-year-old it was her “third time” questioning him.
“This is a repeated offense for you,” she added.
After minutes of back and forth, Nkemdiche eventually apologized, promised to never steal again, and said he only did it this time because his manager was “bringing me food and I was just in a rush.”
“That’s all,” he said.
Cops wrote in an incident report that a Kroger representative told them they did not want to press charges, but Nkemdiche was nonetheless arrested after a database search revealed he had “multiple warrants across multiple states.”
Jail records show he was booked at 1:44 a.m. on Feb. 26, before he was released some six hours later.
 
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So he made $14 million before taxes in the NFL. And he can’t afford milk? I have a feeling he will be on a new diet pretty soon if his antics continues. As in state penitentiary cuisine.
 

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On March 1, 2025, Nkemdiche was arrested in Kennesaw, GA by Cobb County Police for disorderly conduct, driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license, and driving without proof of insurance. This followed an incident where Nkemdiche allegedly threatened the manager of Bowlero Kennesaw, a bowling alley. Police found him in his vehicle in the parking lot of the bowling alley when they arrived. He was released on bond, and the case is ongoing.[citation needed]

On July 23, 2025, Nkemdiche was arrested by Gwinnett County Police for allegedly shoplifting a bottle of wine from a gas station in Buford, GA. The case is ongoing.[54]

On February 25, 2026, Nkemdiche was again arrested for shoplifting at a Kroger grocery store. Union City Police Department in Union City, Georgia responded to the call and found Nkemdiche with almond milk, frozen dinners and candy bars stuffed in his sweatpants. Bodycam footage was released the following month showing police heckling Nkemdiche for lying to them about the theft. “You can say whatever you want to say. But I just watched you walk out of here with a big-*** bulge in your pants. I asked you what it was. You said nothing. Then, to give you the benefit of the doubt, I was like, ‘OK. Maybe he’s just got, I don’t know, like, a condition.’ I let you go, and I see you just take off running behind the gas station…Yes the f—k you did (steal from the grocery store) Stop lying to me” the officer said. A Kroger representative declined to press charges however, officers booked him that evening after discovering multiple warrants against him across the country. He was later released from custody.[55]
 
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On July 23, 2025, Nkemdiche was arrested by Gwinnett County Police for allegedly shoplifting a bottle of wine from a gas station in Buford, GA. The case is ongoing.[54]

On February 25, 2026, Nkemdiche was again arrested for shoplifting at a Kroger grocery store. Union City Police Department in Union City, Georgia responded to the call and found Nkemdiche with almond milk, frozen dinners and candy bars stuffed in his sweatpants. Bodycam footage was released the following month showing police heckling Nkemdiche for lying to them about the theft. “You can say whatever you want to say. But I just watched you walk out of here with a big-*** bulge in your pants. I asked you what it was. You said nothing. Then, to give you the benefit of the doubt, I was like, ‘OK. Maybe he’s just got, I don’t know, like, a condition.’ I let you go, and I see you just take off running behind the gas station…Yes the f—k you did (steal from the grocery store) Stop lying to me” the officer said. A Kroger representative declined to press charges however, officers booked him that evening after discovering multiple warrants against him across the country. He was later released from custody.[55]
This is what happens when its close to the end of the month, you are out of cash, but can't "See Barney next week" anymore....
 

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Slight hijack, am I the only one that gets amused when the little Kroger voice says “Place your…. bananas… in the bagging area” when doing self check out? I always do a little shimmy when it says that.
Kroger sucks. They got bought out here by Rouses and no longer have any stores in SELa.