Mississippi oozes and discharges its way to #1....
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When I met my wife, she was working in the emergency department at UMMC and one of her responsibilities was calling people and letting them know their STD test results. You would be amazed at the volume of people who do not understand cause-and-effect. I think she had an older lady who claimed she got something from using the same toilet as a trashy younger relative, she had people who learned of the unfaithfulness of their partners, and then there was just the people who couldn't follow the line from A to B. The funniest thing was how it was like clockwork, if there was a rainy day a certain number of days later there would be a spike in people coming in for tests. Got nothing better to do, I guess.
Listen I don’t care what you say, chlamydia is a soup…I have seen it on the grocery store shelves.
Need a subcategory for this one...
- Total STD Rate: 1,266 out of 100,000
- Oxford, MS: Represents 104% of the 1,266, with a 4% margin of error.
Great, got to keep those negative waves coming.......when do the HIV rankings come out? **
(no puns intended in this post)
(no puns intended in this post)
On my obgyn rotation, I had to read the results to this patient one time. Went something like this:
“chlamydia is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “syphilis is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “gonorrhea is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “you were positive for trichomoniasis” “oh lord no” “but we can treat it pretty easily” “oh thank Jesus”
“chlamydia is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “syphilis is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “gonorrhea is negative” “oh thank Jesus” “you were positive for trichomoniasis” “oh lord no” “but we can treat it pretty easily” “oh thank Jesus”
Is Jesus really involved enough in these outcomes to warrant thanks??
Maybe preacher can work up a sermon...