I'm researching plausibility.<div>
</div><div>and, for a laugh, here's how my chat with Verizon's automated salesperson went:</div><div>
</div><div><p class="infotext" style="margin-top:3.75pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:3.75pt;
margin-left:0in;line-height:13.5pt;background:white"><span style="font-size:
8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#484FA3">Please hold for a
Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you
for your patience.</span></p>
<p class="infotext" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;
background:white"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#484FA3">You are now chatting with 'LaTesha'</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat
service. May I help you with your order today?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">I haven't heard from you in a while.
Would you like to continue chatting?</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">what are the limitations to MIFI?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">We offer the 5gb data package for $50 per
month and the 10gb data package for $80 per month</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">will MIFI work in the [redacted] zip code?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Would you mind holding for a moment while
I check that information?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Yes you will have coverage.</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Hi, I'm just checking in, how is
everything going?</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">what if i am deep in the woods? would i
have service there?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">You should have service there as well,
however I am unable to check, however we do offer the 14 day worry free
guarantee where you can try it out yourself.</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">wow, that's terrific. a few more queries.
On grid internet can be tracked by the government. would the black helicopters
go away if i get your service?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">This device also can be tracked because
of the IP address</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">: i
understand... what about EMPs... my bunker is resistant to them, would that
interfere with signal reception?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">If you have phone service with your phone
in your bunker you will have service with the jetpack</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">but i dont want hardlines coming into my
house as that would allow zombies and such to locate me. can we not do all this
wireless?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Are you wanting to set up services today
with your jetpack, you can try out the service to see how well it will benefit
you</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC"> sure,
will you take FMJ ammunition or perhaps some livestock in trade? I'm on the
barter system as the world's economy is surely to soon collapse...</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">GOTTA GO! I hear choppers... OUT!</span></p></div>
</div><div>and, for a laugh, here's how my chat with Verizon's automated salesperson went:</div><div>
</div><div><p class="infotext" style="margin-top:3.75pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:3.75pt;
margin-left:0in;line-height:13.5pt;background:white"><span style="font-size:
8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#484FA3">Please hold for a
Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you
for your patience.</span></p>
<p class="infotext" style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:13.5pt;
background:white"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#484FA3">You are now chatting with 'LaTesha'</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat
service. May I help you with your order today?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">I haven't heard from you in a while.
Would you like to continue chatting?</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">what are the limitations to MIFI?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">We offer the 5gb data package for $50 per
month and the 10gb data package for $80 per month</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">will MIFI work in the [redacted] zip code?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Would you mind holding for a moment while
I check that information?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Yes you will have coverage.</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Hi, I'm just checking in, how is
everything going?</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">what if i am deep in the woods? would i
have service there?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">You should have service there as well,
however I am unable to check, however we do offer the 14 day worry free
guarantee where you can try it out yourself.</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">wow, that's terrific. a few more queries.
On grid internet can be tracked by the government. would the black helicopters
go away if i get your service?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">This device also can be tracked because
of the IP address</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">: i
understand... what about EMPs... my bunker is resistant to them, would that
interfere with signal reception?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">If you have phone service with your phone
in your bunker you will have service with the jetpack</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">but i dont want hardlines coming into my
house as that would allow zombies and such to locate me. can we not do all this
wireless?</span></p>
<p class="operatortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="operatorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">LaTesha:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3F3F3F"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3F3F3F">Are you wanting to set up services today
with your jetpack, you can try out the service to see how well it will benefit
you</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC"> sure,
will you take FMJ ammunition or perhaps some livestock in trade? I'm on the
barter system as the world's economy is surely to soon collapse...</span></p>
<p class="visitortext" style="margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:
3.0pt;margin-left:0in;background:white"><span class="visitorname"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">TUSK:</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";
color:#3A49BC"></span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#3A49BC">GOTTA GO! I hear choppers... OUT!</span></p></div>