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MSUArrowCS

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Dec 19, 2006
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drt7891

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Dec 6, 2010
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"I'd attack Mother-17ing-Theresa with a shovel right now if she wore a #7 LSU shirt..."

"Can someone hook up a free suit for a good kicker, please?"

"I'll be glad when the Holtz era is over"

"I'd let colored into my fraternity if it meant we could win the SEC West" (guess who said that)

"And measuring in at 1.197 inches, the SMALLEST DICK IN THE SEC... THE OLE MISS REBELS!"

EDIT* Took out the one about the shower. Sorry for the buzz-kill. After reading some of the stuff posted on here today, there has been a whole new light shed on the subject. My apologies to those who read it.
 
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RougeDawg

Redshirt
Jul 12, 2010
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The refs and the kickers did one thing right: They successfully 17ed up and made me feel like I’ve been hit in the taint with a flaming cactus.</p>
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Great stuff right there.
 
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xxxWalkTheDawg

Redshirt
Oct 21, 2005
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"My life stinks at the moment. I can’t drink or drug because I would blow 18 months of sobriety, can’t jump off the balcony because I live on the second floor, and can’t shoot myself because my only gun shoots plastic darts."


ROFL


And a UM frat boy saying he would let "colored" in his frat to win the west? Makes sense, took the national guard to get em on campus
 
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rem101

Sophomore
Jan 22, 2008
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"You forgot the SEC bylaws. One of them says "It’s okay as long as it’s
against Alabama." I bet the cocksuckers give that dirty rat-bastard a 17ing medal."

His trailer had to have gotten struck by lightning right after that.
 
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