Category 1- WTH happened? I've got to go with Marvin Byrdsong here. This was a Parade AA, he had the size, he was wanted by pretty much everyone and then he did nothing. I think he started as a freshman, and I kept waiting for him to get better, and it just never happened, and he eventually was Croomed.
Category 2- WTH happened after your Fr. and So. years? Has to go to Dontae Walker. He looked like an NFL RB in high school and then for two years at State, and then they opened that damn Barnhill's.
Category 3- Breakin' the law, breakin' the law! Richard Burch. This guy again had NFL size and possibly NFL talent. He was the son of a minister. And then he got busted for marijuana, got Croomed because of it, went to Valley for a year, and then went to jail.
Category 4- Breakin the law, Al Capone style. Nick Turner. Counterfeiting money? Seriously? Why? The best part about that whole fiasco was some Ole Miss fan running up to tell me that Joe Lee Dunn and four of the defensive players at MSU were counterfeiting money. After I heard that, I laughed. What else are you going to do when you hear something like that?
Category 5- Rusty Linton Memorial Award for Advances in Medical Excellence (shaped like a hacksaw and sponsored by Milwaukee tools) Ray Ray Bivines. A career ending hamstring injury? WTF?
Category 6- Chose to focus on the relationship instead of football because his girlfriend was more important than some silly game award sponsered by eHarmony.com- John Micheal Marlin.
Category 7- The Bronze Star- Awarded to Kevin Fant for the fact that while he never totally lived up to his promise, he earned his scholarship. He showed us glimpses of hope against Ole Miss in 2001, and then it all hit the fan, including not having an o-line, allowing teams to tee off on him, and having a receiving corp that sucked, and Jackie Sherrill's insistance on using Dontae instead of Norwood because "Norwood needed to work on his blocking" (Yeah, so did the o-line, and you kept playing them to), Johnnigmeir getting his panties in a wad because Fant needed to buy some tires, and Jackie Sherrill forcing him to run a QB sneak for no logical reason against Troy (State) causing him to injure his ankle and make him even more of a sitting target. I bet Fant still wakes up at night and screams after having nightmares about LB's about to tee off on him.
Category 8- We don't want to claim you either- Tommy Kelly.
Category 9- Really, you're embarassing yourself trying to act like Fred Smoot. Please stop. Korey Banks.