Move over Florida man, here is Florida woman.

[patdog]

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Well....



Who won?

 

[dawgman42]

 

[aTotal360]

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Did not know manatees wore bikinis

 

[RopeDawg]

Baby Boomer’s think everything on the internet is real

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

I once played a friendly game of basketball with a manatee; just for fun, ya know. I was about to sink the game winning shot, but then I thought… that would defeat the porpoise.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

We need the video footage. No way it wasn’t filmed.

 

[Dawgbite]

Well....



Who won?

The manatee in the bikini of course!

 

[patdog]

Baby Boomer’s think everything on the internet is real

Not that woman, but it has happened. Probably lots of times

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-woman-arrested-over-ride-manatee-flna1c7238594

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[aTotal360]

Greatest manatee story ever told.

 

[RocketDawg]

Did not know manatees wore bikinis

You'd normally think they were a bit too chubby to wear a bikini, but I've seen worse at Walmart.

 

[HailStout]

 

[QuadrupleOption]

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[MagnoliaHunter]

She's 53?

 

[The Peeper]

 

[FactCheckerBot]

Fact:

explorers initially thought manatees were mermaids. This proves that women were just as fat and ugly then as they are now.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Fact:

explorers initially thought manatees were mermaids. This proves that women were just as fat and ugly then as they are now.

I will not share this with my wife.

 

[FreeDawg]

I can fix her

 

[thatsbaseball]

Hmm, never seen a manatee in a bikini **

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Meet Ms Dana Manatee from Pensacola

 

[woozman]