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DawgatAuburn

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While you are praying, be sure to ask for forgiveness for some of your own sins, OK Sugar Daddy?
 
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xxxWalkTheDawg

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Please tell me that post is fake

There are people out there that are having a rough time in one way or another and this ******* is praying for the COI to go easy on them? He is praying that his cheating *** coach from the mold of Swaggert and his wrasslin belt toting incompetent AD keep their jobs?

These fools are a piece of work. Whiskey and booze in the grove and then want to preach and beg for Devine intervention for a football team.
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Ole Miss fans... We have been through so many trials and tribulations together. And now I ask of you to do a small thing to help us get through these tough times. Find it in your heart to send me a check for five hundred dollars and your part in this great mission will be appreciated. The Lord will remember you on the day of judgment and will not cast you into the fire. Just send me that money and blessings will come upon you and Ole Miss.
 
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2001OleMiss

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I chuckled

But I will let you know DestinRebel is pretty legit. He has been a missionary for about 30 years and lives like a monk praying 15 hours a day with a 5 minute daily break for a post on that den of sin called the Ole Miss Spirit. He is the only poster on that board I would take up for regarding a post like that.
I'm not saying you're going to hell or anything, but he wouldn't hesitate to pull Jackie Sherill out of a burning car. Me, I wouldn't even piss on It.
The mileage would be a lot better if it came from any other poster.
 
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DerHntr

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2001OleMiss said:
But I will let you know DestinRebel is pretty legit. He has been a missionary for about 30 years and lives like a monk praying 15 hours a day with a 5 minute daily break for a post on that den of sin called the Ole Miss Spirit. He is the only poster on that board I would take up for regarding a post like that.
I'm not saying you're going to hell or anything, but he wouldn't hesitate to pull Jackie Sherill out of a burning car. Me, I wouldn't even piss on It.
The mileage would be a lot better if it came from any other poster.
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Regardless of him being a good person, it's weird if he is actually praying for that list of silly ****. It is similar to a 10 year old praying for certain Christmas presents and shows a lack of awareness and maturity.

My guess would be that he isn't sitting down to say a prayer for OM football. He is just one of those people that has a tendency to say things like "I've been praying for you" when he really means "I thought about you." I just can't imagine he is asking God for that list in a prayer.
 
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gymdawg.sixpack

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A christaian man that close to the Lord would have little to no care in the world for tsun or athletics in general. He certainly wouldn't spend his hrs praying God's grace and mercy for such a thing. So yea, hes either fake and or full of crap....as are you for even bringing that crap up.
 
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lasher8

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2001OleMiss said:
But I will let you know DestinRebel is pretty legit. He has been a missionary for about 30 years and lives like a monk praying 15 hours a day with a 5 minute daily break for a post on that den of sin called the Ole Miss Spirit. He is the only poster on that board I would take up for regarding a post like that.
I'm not saying you're going to hell or anything, but he wouldn't hesitate to pull Jackie Sherill out of a burning car. Me, I wouldn't even piss on It.
The mileage would be a lot better if it came from any other poster.
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If someone I knew and considered "legit" posted that, I would no longer think they were so "legit".
 
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tatedog

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I wholeheartedly agree with the "for Christ's sake" portion of that post. The rest is total ********.
 
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2001OleMiss

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Like I said, I laughed. I'm not even saying it shouldn't have been posted. By "legit" I don't mean I personally agree with how he does things. I just mean that he truly believes that. My grandmother would pray for a front row parking space at Wal-mart. Yes, It was stupid, but that was her thing.
I'm just telling you he means no harm.



lasher8 said:
If someone I knew and considered "legit" posted that, I would no longer think they were so "legit".
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lasher8

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2001OleMiss said:
Like I said, I laughed. I'm not even saying it shouldn't have been posted. By "legit" I don't mean I personally agree with how he does things. I just mean that he truly believes that. My grandmother would pray for a front row parking space at Wal-mart. Yes, It was stupid, but that was her thing.
I'm just telling you he means no harm.
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Yeah...I laughed as well and I don't doubt that he believes it. It came across as very serious and sincere, to me. That's what makes it funny...the additional info you supplied regarding the depth of his dedication/consecration to his faith just makes it hard to fathom, and even funnier.
 
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codeDawg

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We wonder what makes this troop do batshit crazy things, but this is it. They care sooooo much about college football. They don't have a lot of meaningful things going on and just emotionally (and apparently financially) invest this much into it. There are a lot of things we can spend our time praying about. There are our friends and families, poverty in MS, injustice around our country, the need to inspire other people to spread the gospal, even our own health, but this is where this guy invests his time. He goes on a message board to plead to the Savior for leniency in a case where it's proven that an organization comitted infractions to gain an advantage over its peers. It's that important. "Please Lord, do not take away this core piece of my identity. I will suffer if I can't get 5-star 'cruits."
 
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biscuit.sixpack

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This gotta be BS..... Are they really praying to make cheating ok? I better start praying to make drunkeness legal
 
vandaldawg

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eat ****.

2001OleMiss said:
But I will let you know DestinRebel is pretty legit. He has been a missionary for about 30 years and lives like a monk praying 15 hours a day with a 5 minute daily break for a post on that den of sin called the Ole Miss Spirit. He is the only poster on that board I would take up for regarding a post like that.
I'm not saying you're going to hell or anything, but he wouldn't hesitate to pull Jackie Sherill out of a burning car. Me, I wouldn't even piss on It.
The mileage would be a lot better if it came from any other poster.
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seriously. just try it.
 
preacher_dawg

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I just don't know what to say. In the end, it's so against true Christianity that I'm at a loss for words.
 
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