- Mullen becomes famous like the Bear once was.
No not the Northern Mississippi Bear. The other Bear.
- OM drops out of SEC in shame.
-Alabama Fans get erectile dysfunction that even Viagra won't help.
- DogStudent becomes famous as the guy who started it all with a hometown fan site. Voted into
www.HallOfFame.com same year as Al Gore (Inventor of interwebs)
- In a fit of depression, Auburn admits to paying Cam's daddy $200,000 and gets death penalty.
- PETA demonstrates against LSU until they give up Tigers in favor of becoming the CornDog Dippers.
- Arky PigVill Falls off edge of the earth.
- Vandy Coach wins Nobel prize for Wishbone Offense
- KY and TN caught in illicit KFCfor Coondog trade put on five year probation
- GA bulldog dies of distemper
- Florida invaded by giant mosquitoes.
- SC learns that Old School wasn't really all that old. In anger they join conference USA and become USM rivals
I like my option better than your two suggestions.