My boldest prediction ever...

[GloryDawg]

Auburn goes 6 and 7. Losing a low level bowl game. This leads to Gene Chizik getting fired. This leads to Auburn Hiring Bobby Petrino. This leads to Auburn kicking *** for a long time. But really Petrino is not going to be available very long and Auburn wanted him once and could not get him and they may not let this chance get by again. I think if Auburn can find an excuse to fire Chizik they will.

 

[thatsbaseball]

So you read some Auburn boards too

 

[GloryDawg]

I have been looking at some of their boards but not this subject. They do want him and I would venture to say most of their fans even if they will not admit it want him and think thier NC was based on one player and not one coach.

 

[maroonmania]

Because of losing the game to Clemson this game Saturday is now huge for Auburn as well as us. If Auburn loses they are staring the possibility of a 1-4 start right square in the face. They play Louisiana-Monroe the week after us but then face LSU and Arkansas in their next 2 games after that.

 

[MetEdDawg]

Here's what I know.

Grew up an Auburn fan and I still have a ton of connections in the Auburn program. There is a ton of mixed emotions about Chizik in the Auburn community. There are some that still have the high from the National Championship, then there are some that see the discipline problems and think Chizik is incompetent. Firing him after a losing season would piss a number of people off, but I don't think that number would be enough to prevent Auburn from actually doing it if they chose to go that direction.

The interesting part of all of this is the PlaneGate as Auburn fans call it. Everyone knew Auburn wanted Petrino and wanted Tubs gone, and Auburn fans knew they had been in contact multiple times during the season and during the offseason, yet they placed little to no blame on Petrino. They were pissed off at the administration involved once this all got leaked to the press. Petrino survived that situation, the Falcons incident, and the motorcycle ride at Arkansas with many of the currently pissed off Auburn fans believing he is still a viable HC candidate.

I don't believe your situation is too farfetched, mostly because everyone knows Petrino is a damn good college coach, he's been at the Auburn program before, and many of the higher ups at Auburn during PlaneGate that wanted him are still actively involved at Auburn. Auburn is a high profile enough university to survive the public backlash they would receive from this, and I can't blame them for hiring Petrino if that's what they choose to do.

I will also add that after watching Auburn Saturday night, them going 6-7 is very much within the realm of possibility. They already lost to Clemson, and they should lose to LSU, Arkansas, Bama. Throw in games against us, TAMU, UGA, and an improved Vandy team in Nashville, and they have a ton of opportunities to mess up.

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

my preseason guesstimation had AU at 8-4... two of the wins were Clemson (dumb, I know) & MSU...

No way they beat Bama, LSU, Knile Davis U, or UGA... 7-5 is a "best case" scenario at this point with 6-7 most likely and 5-7 within Chizik's grasp...

 

[Shmuley]

I think what has become abundantly clear about the University of Auburn is that there are no shameful depths too deep for their athletic program to plumb, no prostituting too beneath them, no level of sell-out too costly for them, no pathetic shame too great to prevent them from offering up their puss-filled STD riddled vaginal walls to whomever is willing give them their fix. They will wrap their well-worn, bruised inner thighs around Petrino so fast it would make even his dick soft with fear. It has nothing to do with their program being high profile. It's who they have become. In their zeal to prove they aren't the step-child, they have become the embodiment of Pat Dye at the institutional level. They are the conference's drunk, drug-addled *****.

 

[Dawg4ever49]

Damn well put!

 

[MSUDawg4Life]

I think what has become abundantly clear about the University of Auburn is that there are no shameful depths too deep for their athletic program to plumb, no prostituting too beneath them, no level of sell-out too costly for them, no pathetic shame too great to prevent them from offering up their puss-filled STD riddled vaginal walls to whomever is willing give them their fix. They will wrap their well-worn, bruised inner thighs around Petrino so fast it would make even his dick soft with fear. It has nothing to do with their program being high profile. It's who they have become. In their zeal to prove they aren't the step-child, they have become the embodiment of Pat Dye at the institutional level. They are the conference's drunk, drug-addled *****.

Wow!

Strong words, but incredibly accurate.

Well done.

 

[HD6]

I guess you don't like Auburn is the main bullet point of this presentation.

 

[BehrDawg]

I think what has become abundantly clear about the University of Auburn is that there are no shameful depths too deep for their athletic program to plumb, no prostituting too beneath them, no level of sell-out too costly for them, no pathetic shame too great to prevent them from offering up their puss-filled STD riddled vaginal walls to whomever is willing give them their fix. They will wrap their well-worn, bruised inner thighs around Petrino so fast it would make even his dick soft with fear. It has nothing to do with their program being high profile. It's who they have become. In their zeal to prove they aren't the step-child, they have become the embodiment of Pat Dye at the institutional level. They are the conference's drunk, drug-addled *****.

Helluva post. I couldn't agree with you more.

 

[Shmuley]

Too subtle? ***

nm

 

[studentdawg87]

That's borderline Sixpack Remembers.

17 Auburn. They're the dirtiest program in the SEC by a longshot, and it's going to bite them in the *** eventually.

 

[was21]

Helluva post. I couldn't agree with you more.

I don't give a damn about any of the above concerns for Univ of Auburn...just want to beat that ***..thanks.

 

[DynastyDawg11]

Wow. That is hilariously awesome.

My favorite part being about Pat Dye. That man is senile and needs to disappear.

 

[patdog]

Wow. That's some quality stuff. My brother-in-law is a huge Auburn fan and I have honestly tried to like them for years. But I just can't do it for all of the reasons you mentioned. I could have never put it half that well though.

 

[slickdawg]

I think what has become abundantly clear about the University of Auburn is that there are no shameful depths too deep for their athletic program to plumb, no prostituting too beneath them, no level of sell-out too costly for them, no pathetic shame too great to prevent them from offering up their puss-filled STD riddled vaginal walls to whomever is willing give them their fix. They will wrap their well-worn, bruised inner thighs around Petrino so fast it would make even his dick soft with fear. It has nothing to do with their program being high profile. It's who they have become. In their zeal to prove they aren't the step-child, they have become the embodiment of Pat Dye at the institutional level. They are the conference's drunk, drug-addled *****.

What he said.

The beautiful irony - the all-in mother17ers pump chizik in the *** and throw him out the door two years removed from a BCS title. Now he's all-out.