My outrage knows....

[gcb]

no bounds!

The Gazette's food editor, a MU grad no less, has declared Morgantown the best city to eat out in for the state of WV.

Is this just another conspiracy to hold Marshall and Huntington back?

Can MU'ers boycott him as a traitor? Herd boycotts are famous.

Can the Herd partisans get the WV legislature to intervene in this matter and while they are at it force WVU to play in Huntington 5 times to even out the series?

When will all these conspiracies end?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

A newspaper with strong historical wvu bias chose morganhole as top in something? I'm shocked.

Congratulations on being named the best city to eat out in for West Virginia. How could it not? You pay for a meal and get a great comedy to watch for free. At the 7 pm dining option, you can watch the state's second highest paid employee fall down black-out drunk and get escorted out of an establishment. At 8 pm, you then get a front row seat to watch the state's highest paid employee go through yet another roadside sobriety test before watching him get cuffed and puke all over himself. If you choose a late night sitting, you get to eat while being serenaded by sirens of fire trucks on their way to another street fire. For those late night diners, you can watch jersey's finest young adults engage in debauchery with the high school slvts of west virginia's hollers. And then, instead of spending money for a gym membership, you get a great workout walking up the many narrow and hilly roads back to your car. To top it off, the nightly gridlock of traffic allows time for your fat wife to fall asleep before getting home, so you don't have to worry about her advances when you get home. It is a hell of a deal to dine out in the hole.

All of the WV restaurants which receive Michelin stars, which there are undoubtedly dozens of, will definitely be watching how the great restaurants in morganhole work.

 

[TIREPUNK]

A newspaper with strong historical wvu bias chose morganhole as top in something? I'm shocked.

Congratulations on being named the best city to eat out in for West Virginia. How could it not? You pay for a meal and get a great comedy to watch for free. At the 7 pm dining option, you can watch the state's second highest paid employee fall down black-out drunk and get escorted out of an establishment. At 8 pm, you then get a front row seat to watch the state's highest paid employee go through yet another roadside sobriety test before watching him get cuffed and puke all over himself. If you choose a late night sitting, you get to eat while being serenaded by sirens of fire trucks on their way to another street fire. For those late night diners, you can watch jersey's finest young adults engage in debauchery with the high school slvts of west virginia's hollers. And then, instead of spending money for a gym membership, you get a great workout walking up the many narrow and hilly roads back to your car. To top it off, the nightly gridlock of traffic allows time for your fat wife to fall asleep before getting home, so you don't have to worry about her advances when you get home. It is a hell of a deal to dine out in the hole.

All of the WV restaurants which receive Michelin stars, which there are undoubtedly dozens of, will definitely be watching how the great restaurants in morganhole work.

He mad

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

He mad

What's worse- being an adult and trying to sound cool by using outdated phrases like "he mad" that were dorky even when teenagers used them or thinking that a nothing newspaper in West Virginia naming small city as being the best to go eat a meal in an irrelevant state somehow makes me mad?

 

[gcb]

A newspaper with strong historical wvu bias chose morganhole as top in something? I'm shocked.

Congratulations on being named the best city to eat out in for West Virginia. How could it not? You pay for a meal and get a great comedy to watch for free. At the 7 pm dining option, you can watch the state's second highest paid employee fall down black-out drunk and get escorted out of an establishment. At 8 pm, you then get a front row seat to watch the state's highest paid employee go through yet another roadside sobriety test before watching him get cuffed and puke all over himself. If you choose a late night sitting, you get to eat while being serenaded by sirens of fire trucks on their way to another street fire. For those late night diners, you can watch jersey's finest young adults engage in debauchery with the high school slvts of west virginia's hollers. And then, instead of spending money for a gym membership, you get a great workout walking up the many narrow and hilly roads back to your car. To top it off, the nightly gridlock of traffic allows time for your fat wife to fall asleep before getting home, so you don't have to worry about her advances when you get home. It is a hell of a deal to dine out in the hole.

All of the WV restaurants which receive Michelin stars, which there are undoubtedly dozens of, will definitely be watching how the great restaurants in morganhole work.

I woulda thought that one of the Bologna Emporiums featuring the delectable commodity cheese in Huntington coulda been mentioned at a minimum.

And no PB&J parlors on 4th Avenue?

It is a conspiracy fo sho.

 

[TIREPUNK]

What's worse- being an adult and trying to sound cool by using outdated phrases like "he mad" that were dorky even when teenagers used them or thinking that a nothing newspaper in West Virginia naming small city as being the best to go eat a meal in an irrelevant state somehow makes me mad?

Oops...now he really mad.

 

[Mountain Mammal]

What's worse- being an adult and trying to sound cool by using outdated phrases like "he mad" that were dorky even when teenagers used them or thinking that a nothing newspaper in West Virginia naming small city as being the best to go eat a meal in an irrelevant state somehow makes me mad?

Ironically, you have answered your own question.

 

[BurninDownTheCouch]

A newspaper with strong historical wvu bias chose morganhole as top in something? I'm shocked.

Congratulations on being named the best city to eat out in for West Virginia. How could it not? You pay for a meal and get a great comedy to watch for free. At the 7 pm dining option, you can watch the state's second highest paid employee fall down black-out drunk and get escorted out of an establishment. At 8 pm, you then get a front row seat to watch the state's highest paid employee go through yet another roadside sobriety test before watching him get cuffed and puke all over himself. If you choose a late night sitting, you get to eat while being serenaded by sirens of fire trucks on their way to another street fire. For those late night diners, you can watch jersey's finest young adults engage in debauchery with the high school slvts of west virginia's hollers. And then, instead of spending money for a gym membership, you get a great workout walking up the many narrow and hilly roads back to your car. To top it off, the nightly gridlock of traffic allows time for your fat wife to fall asleep before getting home, so you don't have to worry about her advances when you get home. It is a hell of a deal to dine out in the hole.

All of the WV restaurants which receive Michelin stars, which there are undoubtedly dozens of, will definitely be watching how the great restaurants in morganhole work.

LMAO..... Dance, puppet, dance

 

[dave]

I guess being the fattest city in the USA isnt bad enough but those losers get there eating 2nd rate ****. Kinda like their athletics.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

LMAO..... Dance, puppet, dance

Tell us again how FCS doesn't have a playoff for the national championship anymore and how FCS teams play in bowl games alongside P5 teams now.

You did a good job running away from that thread after making those claims.

 

[WhiteTailEER]

Tell us again how FCS doesn't have a playoff for the national championship anymore and how FCS teams play in bowl games alongside P5 teams now.

You did a good job running away from that thread after making those claims.

And ... on cue ... he starts dancing.

Good puppet.