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My popcorn was stale Saturday..............

Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
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I took a pregame **** in Giles and wiped with the equivalent of crepe paper. Somebody better get on this.
 
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bonedaddy401

Redshirt
Aug 3, 2012
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The sun was hot during the day...

It made for some very uncomfortable tailgating. When Greg was here it was always 72 with breeze. I won't stand for it.
 
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icecreamdawg

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Aug 22, 2012
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I didn't get home until midnight and my girlfriend didn't like the new street painting in the cotton district. How can I reach Governor Bryant?
 
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EAVdog

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Aug 10, 2010
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who let you in Giles?

They lock that place up tight on game days now. I have to holler through the door, "first one to open gets a job interview" to get anyone to open up.

And secondly, yeah that TP is harsh always has been. I always had my own stash back in the day.
 
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saltslugs

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Oct 9, 2009
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I have to pee but don't want to get up

President Obama will be hearing from my lawyers.
 
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Hanmudog

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Apr 30, 2006
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I wish I was kidding when I say that someone's piss splashed on my shoes at the Templeton troughs. That **** needs to get fixed pronto because those were my new Nikes.
 
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saltslugs

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Oct 9, 2009
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Yep, those bathrooms are so outdated and absurd. It's like stepping back in time and right as you step, you experience splashback.
 
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Maroon90

Freshman
Sep 23, 2009
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4th trombone from the left was totally faking during "Madelon...the original fight song for the University."
 
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biguglyjoe

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Mar 3, 2008
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College girls in thin, low-cut sundresses kept walking through our tailgating area and interrupting my wife and I as we were talking about her feelings and what I can do to become a better man. We need some kind of dress code NOW!!!!
 
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RocketDawg

All-Conference
Oct 21, 2011
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Back in the 60s when I was there, staying in the dorms, they supplied something that came out in single sheets about 3x6 inches, but it had a hard surface on it, kinda like a magazine, but was much thinner to the point of being translucent. Not exactly hemorrhoid-friendly. And yes, Fred's sold toilet paper, so we stocked up.
 
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Clevermule

Redshirt
Aug 27, 2012
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biguglyjoe said:
College girls in thin, low-cut sundresses kept walking through our tailgating area and interrupting my wife and I as we were talking about her feelings and what I can do to become a better man. We need some kind of dress code NOW!!!!
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POST of THE YEAR.
 
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KentuckyDawg

Redshirt
Sep 3, 2012
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I dropped my cowbell in one of those damn things last year. It would't have happened had it been a regular *** urinal.
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

Heisman
Feb 26, 2008
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There was NO ICE in the Templeton urinals so my piss had to rely on gravity of all things to flush!
 
GuvmintDawg

GuvmintDawg

Redshirt
Feb 18, 2008
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It's not nearly as bad as Rick's back in the day

Not sure if you still have to wade through piss to get to the trough, haven't been in a couple years. You could just walk in the door and start peeing and no one could tell a difference.
 
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