First of all- Dan Mullen WTF? Seriously. First of all, you are not at Florida anymore. You can call Steve Spurrier for pointers on how to deal with life with a team that lacks 4 and 5 star players at every position. Bottom line, we turned the ball over four times, gave up a punt return and STILL had them by the balls, and after Anthony Dixon was plowing over LSU, you decide to get cute for some God unknown reason. Now, your defenders may say that Dixon got stopped the on first and second down, which is true, but even then AD made forward progress, and one more plunge and I'm taunting some corndogs.
And that jump pass wouldn't have been so bad, except for the fact that that you decided to try to sneak it in with a midget on fourth down instead of your 6'3" running QB, Chris Relf. Thanks a lot, dumbass. So much for you dance with who brought you there. Instead, you ditched your prom queen for the school midget.
I don't mind creativity at all, but there is a time and place for it. Down by 6 to a team that you haven't beaten in 10 years, not to mention in a game where a win would have given your team a ton of momentum, is not the time. Stansfield- I hope your happy. I however, am not. Hell, Croom knew to give it to Dixon in that situation, and it would have worked. He did it in the Liberty Bowl, although that could have quite possibly come from Wes Carroll or Rocky Felker, but I digress.
Now, don't get me wrong here- I don't think Mullen is going to be anywhere near Croom's level of stupidity it irrational thinking. That would actually take quite a bit of work. I'm not saying he should be fired or anything like that, either, but strike one. And yes, he called a great game up until that point, but the point remains, this should have been a win. So, again, strike one. You choked and so did your team.
OK, now to my next point- to the fans who clapped for our team after the game- <17> you. Anyone who isn't pissed about this, should have their BC points revoked. All of this- "Well, we had a chance to win this year! We kept it close! That's progress! Yea!"- I say this ********. You play to win the game, we should have won this game, and we didn't because we <17'n> decided to get cute. No excuse. But....he's doing this with Croom's players, and Croom left the cupboard bare, and we have a midget at QB". True, and that's on Croom for sure. But the fact remains that we have a 235 pound TB who was dragging LSU all the way down the field and I'm about 98% sure that he would have scored. Not to mention the fact that Mullen should have beaten this team with said players, including said midget, who played like absolute crap. Which brings me to my next point.
It is an embrassment to SEC football, and MSU football that we are trotting this <17'n> midget out there and are playing him at QB. Now, I'm sure that Tyson is a "nice kid", he's smart, and may very well be telling me what to do one day as I know he wants to be a MD. But it makes my stomach turn to watch him trot out there and hear everyone say "Oh, he's just so...small." I wonder if part of our problem with our WR's dropping passes is because they can't see him- and Lee can't see them. It makes me even more sick because we actually have some pretty decent players out there. All I have to say is, I can't wait for him to graduate because at least if we started Relf, we would have someone that at least passes the eye test and looks like they should be out there. And the sad thing about Relf- you can't beat this guy out. I have never, ever seen anyone who makes more crappy decisions on running the option than he. He'll just pitch whenever.
All in all, thanks Dan, for a really ****** day, and for providing me with one of the most heartbreaking losses I have ever seen thanks to your asshattery. Spread the Fun indeed- to the rest of the SEC. Congrats on managing to get outcoached by Les Miles. To me that's a much greater feat than actually beating LSU.
And that jump pass wouldn't have been so bad, except for the fact that that you decided to try to sneak it in with a midget on fourth down instead of your 6'3" running QB, Chris Relf. Thanks a lot, dumbass. So much for you dance with who brought you there. Instead, you ditched your prom queen for the school midget.
I don't mind creativity at all, but there is a time and place for it. Down by 6 to a team that you haven't beaten in 10 years, not to mention in a game where a win would have given your team a ton of momentum, is not the time. Stansfield- I hope your happy. I however, am not. Hell, Croom knew to give it to Dixon in that situation, and it would have worked. He did it in the Liberty Bowl, although that could have quite possibly come from Wes Carroll or Rocky Felker, but I digress.
Now, don't get me wrong here- I don't think Mullen is going to be anywhere near Croom's level of stupidity it irrational thinking. That would actually take quite a bit of work. I'm not saying he should be fired or anything like that, either, but strike one. And yes, he called a great game up until that point, but the point remains, this should have been a win. So, again, strike one. You choked and so did your team.
OK, now to my next point- to the fans who clapped for our team after the game- <17> you. Anyone who isn't pissed about this, should have their BC points revoked. All of this- "Well, we had a chance to win this year! We kept it close! That's progress! Yea!"- I say this ********. You play to win the game, we should have won this game, and we didn't because we <17'n> decided to get cute. No excuse. But....he's doing this with Croom's players, and Croom left the cupboard bare, and we have a midget at QB". True, and that's on Croom for sure. But the fact remains that we have a 235 pound TB who was dragging LSU all the way down the field and I'm about 98% sure that he would have scored. Not to mention the fact that Mullen should have beaten this team with said players, including said midget, who played like absolute crap. Which brings me to my next point.
It is an embrassment to SEC football, and MSU football that we are trotting this <17'n> midget out there and are playing him at QB. Now, I'm sure that Tyson is a "nice kid", he's smart, and may very well be telling me what to do one day as I know he wants to be a MD. But it makes my stomach turn to watch him trot out there and hear everyone say "Oh, he's just so...small." I wonder if part of our problem with our WR's dropping passes is because they can't see him- and Lee can't see them. It makes me even more sick because we actually have some pretty decent players out there. All I have to say is, I can't wait for him to graduate because at least if we started Relf, we would have someone that at least passes the eye test and looks like they should be out there. And the sad thing about Relf- you can't beat this guy out. I have never, ever seen anyone who makes more crappy decisions on running the option than he. He'll just pitch whenever.
All in all, thanks Dan, for a really ****** day, and for providing me with one of the most heartbreaking losses I have ever seen thanks to your asshattery. Spread the Fun indeed- to the rest of the SEC. Congrats on managing to get outcoached by Les Miles. To me that's a much greater feat than actually beating LSU.