That's good, but there was a story earlier this week where a guy robbed a bank to get away from his wife. He was sentenced to 6 months house arrest. I guess that's a bigger punishment.
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That's good, but there was a story earlier this week where a guy robbed a bank to get away from his wife. He was sentenced to 6 months house arrest. I guess that's a bigger punishment.
Happy Pappy Day, ya bunch of dingoes!
Happy Fathers Day, jackals.
#MPGA
#freeZARDOZ
#MPGA
#freeZARDOZ
Hahahahaha. I see what you did there, you fargin' sneaky insufferable bastiche you.
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What the hell is up with people getting banned left and right these days? everytime I post, another poster has fallen victim to another mod or apologizing for their actions. It's nice to see @Mashburned the big d mod accepted your apology. Maybe you and bill Mayer can do an apology together sometime
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Melissa Etheridge's turkey baster thought so.
Horrifying, I tell ya. Dang dog devoured all my precious bagels. I just let her back in from time-out.
Shaking my head.
Ya can't make this stuff up. Man, life is so difficult down here in Tejas, it ain't funny.
Happy Father's Day.
It's funny because it's YOUR dog that ate YOUR bagels. Now had it been my mutt that ate my bagels it wouldn't be funny at all.
RIP TWill
5 in a row? Sounds like the Reds.
My dog ate half a canister of steel cut oats.
She's eaten an entire loaf of bread a couple of times and that's funny because she looks super pregnant afterwards.
My dog ate half a canister of steel cut oats.
She's eaten an entire loaf of bread a couple of times and that's funny because she looks super pregnant afterwards.
What
Zardoz doesn't play and I respect that. I wish I was half the poster he is, but man all I got are these here thousands of likes. That's it. Without them I'm squat.
6 in a row, mash. The Yankees have lost 6 in a row.
And they just got swept by the A's.
And they just got swept by the A's.
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The evil Gators lead the precious Horned Frogs 3-0 as I watch.
Is there no justice in this world?
Is there no justice in this world?
Keep an eye on her... She could get bloat. A condition where dogs intestines twist shut after eating lots of stuff.
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Free ZARDOZ or face the consequences...
Holy crap! Dude! You're starting to get into the more out there category than I.Free ZARDOZ or face the consequences...
LMMFAO!
That didn't take long. Someone must really have a stick up his butt. Erased my MS Paint masterpiece. [poop]
I see a new poll on the Paddock, but sadly, it too has been shut down.
I dropped a turd nugget in the floor last night and posted about it and I woke up and it was gone too.
The paddock is being turned into a Muslim Daycare Service. Can't get "Allah" angry or he'll nuke your thread.
The paddock is being turned into a Muslim Daycare Service. Can't get "Allah" angry or he'll nuke your thread.
lmao i saw that turd nugget...the post at least.
willy, boys, I give you the latest naughty teacher from right here in the 859...in case you haven't seen yet. They keep getting better. Unreal.
willy, boys, I give you the latest naughty teacher from right here in the 859...in case you haven't seen yet. They keep getting better. Unreal.
lmao i saw that turd nugget...the post at least.
willy, boys, I give you the latest naughty teacher from right here in the 859...in case you haven't seen yet. They keep getting better. Unreal.
Who's that *****?
A para-educator who was charged with 3 felonies for her involvement with an ex student under the age of 16. Possible jesus freak. OH MAMA.