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TriangleUKCat

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-June is flying by. Hope it seems that way for Funky too.

-Firm has overcomit on projects/won a few bids we weren't expecting and it's starting to take its toll on some people. Like people really being uncharacteristically crazed and doing weird ****. Fat bonus coming for most but not a very fun next few months.

-I miss basketball and football. Will watch NBA Summer League every year out of a sense of mild desperation.

-Eating an Indian person must taste like garam masala, right? Dunno...will report back when I do.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Can't remember if I brought yesterday's loss the full attention it deserves. And I'm too lazy to scroll back a page. Sooooooo...

[banana]:baseball:[banana]:baseball:[banana]:baseball:[banana]
 
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mashburned

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3 Vandy football players went to Target to meet someone who stole one of their cell phones....which is kind of hilarious. BUT one of them brought a BB gun pistol...which is downright hilarious. Then the mfer pulled it on the cell phone thieves who pulled A handgun and shotgun and hit 2 of them :joy::joy::weary::flush:.

#whenkeepingitrealgoeswrong@target

There's more!

After the 2 suspects shot them, one sped off in the vandy player's Toyota carolla. Lmao.

- vandy player had phone stolen from Craigslist
- vandy player took 2 teammates with him to steal back the phone with a pellet gun
- 2 teammates got shot with shotgun and the car was stolen
 
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mashburned

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The initial cell phone theft happened at Chilis during a craigslist encounter gone wrong. Suspect took the phone and sped off. Lmao.

They must have traded it for drugs or something. Call the damn police. You have a BB gun lmao. And you're gonna use it??? FALSE.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Kooky Kats said:
They'd be dead if it went down at the 'Bees.

Chilis... SMDH.
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[laughing]

And [laughing] @ those Vandy dumbasses bringing a water pistol to a gangster gun fight. They must have missed movie night at the student center when they showed the movie "Snatch".

Replica vs. Desert Eagle .50

 
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mashburned

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lol here's one of em looking exactly like how I picture vandy football players



Another



I'm guessing this one pulled the bb pistol

 
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-Mav-

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Mashburned said:
3 Vandy football players went to Target to meet someone who stole one of their cell phones....which is kind of hilarious. BUT one of them brought a BB gun pistol...which is downright hilarious. Then the mfer pulled it on the cell phone thieves who pulled A handgun and shotgun and hit 2 of them :joy::joy::weary::flush:.

#whenkeepingitrealgoeswrong@target

There's more!

After the 2 suspects shot them, one sped off in the vandy player's Toyota carolla. Lmao.

- vandy player had phone stolen from Craigslist
- vandy player took 2 teammates with him to steal back the phone with a pellet gun
- 2 teammates got shot with shotgun and the car was stolen
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[laughing] sounds like the Vandy thugs brought piss to a **** fight -- too bad the cell phone thugs didn't make them go get 5 Adderalls

 
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UKGrad93

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Kaizer Sosay said:
[laughing]

And [laughing] @ those Vandy dumbasses bringing a water pistol to a gangster gun fight. They must have missed movie night at the student center when they showed the movie "Snatch".

Replica vs. Desert Eagle .50

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They should have brought that 19 yo woman that shot her boyfriend. I read somewhere that she used a Desert Eagle. Great movie btw.
 
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BlueVelvetFog

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Kaizer Sosay said:
[laughing]

And [laughing] @ those Vandy dumbasses bringing a water pistol to a gangster gun fight. They must have missed movie night at the student center when they showed the movie "Snatch".

Replica vs. Desert Eagle .50

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You're much cooler than Keyser Soze (orwhateverthehellhisnameis). Just dawned on me. Now ooooon with da chlorophyl

 
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Wall2Boogie

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I have a confession to make. I went to see my doctor the other day because I have some major pain going on in my back and my legs. My doctor saw my uk hat and started talking about Louisville since he went there. So I could go a strong pain med I kissed his *** for wishes his team well. I may go to hell for that one amongst other things. I know @Willy4UK will appreciate a good pills story
 
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BlueVelvetFog

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Aggressive panhandler in downtown Lex the other night. Having a business dinner downtown and walked back to the Short street parking garage. Hell I didn't know where to park cuz I'm never dtown.

I'm trying to operate the machine that gives you a "receipt token" so you can leave the garage--and this guy is sitting behind me shouting step by step instructions. I wanted to tell him to STFU--but not a good look in front of the client. Anyway the dude barks these instructions(which I didn't need) to operate the machine so loudly, oil couldn't concentrate.

Finally I get done, then this guy pulls out his wallet, shows me ten forms of ID, explains he's not a drug addict--and before he could get any further I opened my empty wallet and said "unless you take Visa, you're **** outta luck". Yeah, riveting tale..but the ***** out of control
 
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mashburned

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Mayor Gray's "pay panhandlers $9 to pick up trash" plan took a turn for the worse when a concerned mother at a playground took pics of pandhandlers smoking cigs and swinging on the swings. Lmao. This was on the news. Instead of picking up trash, they got paid to play on the playground and litter the place with cig butts.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Mashburned said:
Mayor Gray's "pay panhandlers $9 to pick up trash" plan took a turn for the worse when a concerned mother at a playground took pics of pandhandlers smoking cigs and swinging on the swings. Lmao. This was on the news. Instead of picking up trash, they got paid to play on the playground and litter the place with cig butts.
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NTM the heroin they were ripped on.
 
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mashburned

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But really, send them anywhere but the damn playground.

Speerz is out there somewhere drinking Natty Ice and eating 5 totinos and that gives me the strength I need to succeed. Gone, but never forgotten.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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A couple things to add.

1. Has anyone purchased vipoo? Does it really keep your **** from stinking in a public bathroom? Frankly, if I'm in a bathroom that I won't be in again I give zero courtesy flushes and let everyone suffer

2 the salt blaster that kills flies when you spray salt on it but using a fake *** double pump shotgun. Quite possibly the stupidest investigation I've ever seen.

3. 1800-phone-sex have you ever called this or any other sex chat line? Quite possibly the biggest scam ever. You see the girls you think you're talking to but the real girl is a deuce/deuce and a half and she's probably dropping a massive deuce while she's trying to get you off on the phone.
 
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