Neighborhood bbq yesterday turned into a total shitshow. Some guy made some sort of hooch called Grimace (purple stuff). After initially laughing in a 'wtf why did you make that?' way, a bunch of 30-50 year old dudes reverted straight back to college days. So many pissed off wives. I blacked out and woke up curled around a chair on my deck at 4 AM. Currently want to die and/or take up residence in the NOB assisted living facility.