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Col. Angus

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Finally the mystery of Willy is solved.

 

Kooky Kats_anon

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My buddy's wife is a vegan. She reminds us of this fact every time our gross food is placed in front of us by waiter...her sacrifice - for our sins.

The missing hypocritical factoid here is that she's tipping 2-bills cause every meal she scarfs is a pre-marathon mountain of pasta.

(Not to Willy) But, if you're gonna live the vegan ideology, keep it quiet and be honest/twiglike about it. That chick drives us all bonkers.
 

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I had steak with bordelaise sauce (made from marrow) last night at McCormick and Schmick's . Ordered it medium, but it came out medium rare. Was bloody and delicious. Afterwards I jacked it to some internet porn. Felt like a GD caveman.
I've still got a $50 gift card for McCormick and Schmick's, and and still scared shitless of going bankrupt if I dare dine at that GD place at Austin-Domain, even with a veteran's discount.

You're a better man than I. True story.
 
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Guy at work told me a story today. He said he was going to town on a chick from behind but kept feeling something funny. He said he got curious so backed off and seen a green onion hanging out of this chicks ***. I'm trying to forget about the story but I constantly stare at the old lady's ***. Damn I'm. Trying to forget about it lol
 

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Yankees lose on a walk-off WALK in the bottom of the ninth.

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Guy at work told me a story today. He said he was going to town on a chick from behind but kept feeling something funny. He said he got curious so backed off and seen a green onion hanging out of this chicks ***. I'm trying to forget about the story but I constantly stare at the old lady's ***. Damn I'm. Trying to forget about it lol
o_O What da fuuuu? How would someone even.....? I just don't... You'd think she'd have to question, "what's going on back there. This doesn't feel right." Long before getting it on with some dude.

Maybe it was a test. If the guy don't call foul over that then he's just as twisted as her?

Or maybe she was a vegitarian and she was trying to cover up the smell.
 
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Guy at work told me a story today. He said he was going to town on a chick from behind but kept feeling something funny. He said he got curious so backed off and seen a green onion hanging out of this chicks ***. I'm trying to forget about the story but I constantly stare at the old lady's ***. Damn I'm. Trying to forget about it lol
That is the nastiest **** I've ever read. Talk about a tossed salad. I don't think I could look at her the same without seeing a green onion
 
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That is the nastiest **** I've ever read. Talk about a tossed salad. I don't think I could look at her the same without seeing a green onion
I stare at my ladies ***. Not the green onion queen. But(t), I just going to make sure she doesn't ever eat green onions. It really lowered my sex drive hearing that story. Lol I look at my ladies fine, tight *** and just wonder. Is there a green onion chillin out in there waiting for me?
 
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Yeah I hated onions raw before that, I will never look at them the same again.
I have always hated onions period. I love white castle burgers but I like and say I have an onion allergy so they cook an entire crave case on a clean grill lol. Hey, they are always fresh, and if the ole lady wants some I don't have to worry about a white castle onion hanging out of her *** lol
 
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@UKGrad93

How was the trip to Monticello?
That place is still cool as hell. Beautiful drive through Virginia in the mountains.

Tommy was nearly a vegetarian. He used meat as a condiment. Dude lived into his 80s. That's good now days, outstanding for that period.

On the garden tour, the guide mentioned how he tried planting all kinds of trees, vegetables. & flowers. Several failed. He said some people would laugh at it (he meant figuratively). Some lady in the group became really incensed that anyone would laugh at him. I spoke up and told her that it's the irony. Relax lady, I'm glad Tommy cold write a great Constitution. Not so worried about his black thumb.
 

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That place is still cool as hell. Beautiful drive through Virginia in the mountains.

Tommy was nearly a vegetarian. He used meat as a condiment. Dude lived into his 80s. That's good now days, outstanding for that period.

On the garden tour, the guide mentioned how he tried planting all kinds of trees, vegetables. & flowers. Several failed. He said some people would laugh at it (he meant figuratively). Some lady in the group became really incensed that anyone would laugh at him. I spoke up and told her that it's the irony. Relax lady, I'm glad Tommy cold write a great Constitution. Not so worried about his black thumb.

TJ was a radical leftist, architect and Francofile. He collected more crap than Michael Jackson on PrimeDay. He also was an underhanded snake to my boy John Adams in regards to political fake news (saying Adams was a tool of King G).

TJ got all the credit for the Constitution, but in truth, our great US was founded on the constitutions of both underpinnings of both Virginia and Massachusetts (Adams' influence) state law.

In any case, most of the founders were humble farmers. They worked their land when Congress wasn't in session. So they all saw value in veg, livestock and hard work (unlike the Democrats today :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:). In essence, they were all badass. Except the southern dudes had slavery so they can keep their land hoe'd whilst they went to Paris to eff parfumed chikas and buy mountains of furniture, pianos and other ********... I'm looking at you TJ.








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mashburned

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Ironically, Dot-headed Indians are all vegetarians.

And they're all angry. No meat is no fun.

My buddy's wife is a vegan. She reminds us of this fact every time our gross food is placed in front of us by waiter...her sacrifice - for our sins.

The missing hypocritical factoid here is that she's tipping 2-bills cause every meal she scarfs is a pre-marathon mountain of pasta.

(Not to Willy) But, if you're gonna live the vegan ideology, keep it quiet and be honest/twiglike about it. That chick drives us all bonkers.

Lmao. Fat angry *****.